Any swing is a sex swing if you try hard enough. 

Warren would need to prove damages. Not sure how this damages her. Wohl might be able to sue himself for defamation.

Imagine being unable to enjoy Jacob Wohl’s latest faceplant because it didn’t involve Bernie Sanders. Or are you equally joyless about him, too? Just replying to everyone who shared that video of him shooting buckets with “You know what’s a real ‘slam dunk’ is his commitment to labor rights, but the LIEBRUL…

I feel like the fact that Marine Kelvin has a back tattoo of the logo from the Vin Diesel/Ice Cube XXX trilogy of films is really under discussed. When did he get it? I assume it was sometime in between the first and second movies, but at what point? Was it intentional to get it in the same spot as Vin Diesel’s…

it is unfortunate that Warren is wearing out our nation’s critical young stud reserves

Before today, I was only attracted to her plans.

Insane in the Ukraine
Insane in the brain!

Oh man, Mitt Romney’s brow is gonna be SO FURROWED when he sees this.

As if he hasn’t subjected us to enough, he has to try and make us listen to Nickelback? What a sadistic fucking asshole. 

“It beats being a plumber... but not beating you to death with a plumber’s wrench. See you tomorrow.”

If she truly felt sorry she would have plead guilty and we wouldn’t have had to endure this trial. She’s only feeling “sorry” now that she lost her case.

I thought for a second during one of the meandering, nonsensical answers he was going to talk about the onion he wore on his belt, which was the fashion at the time.

Whoever animated this deserves a fucking award. No single image has ever captured the uncomfortable horror of seeing someone nude in the hot tub like this picture. You can FEEL the sanity breaking inside this man.

This presupposes a not-terrible opponent. 

Just for fun, somebody introduce him to cocaine. I want to see what happens.

Oh, this isn’t good. My dad, who was a little younger than Bernie but in much worse physical condition (obese, a little bit of diabetes, high blood pressure, former smoker, etc) survived the procedure well, had a good outcome, went through cardiac rehab, and lived successfully and fully for about another two to three…

His blood isn’t being evenly distributed throughout his body. Hypocrite.

According to Trump it was a “perfect” call.  Of course that’s the reason why Pompeo acts like he had nothing to do with it.

I’m with Darren here. I’ve seen a few restaurants pull this bullshit- there’s a chicken place in California that has a “California cost of business fee”.

 If we could fast forward to the Purple Wedding, that would be swell.