Hillary Lost to the clown.  Warren started falling after she aligned herself with centrist policies. 

Not sure there’s gonna be a better place to post this, so here we go:

Waited until the final second, then nailed the 55 yarder. Well played.

I think it might actually be safer of if they send in SWAT team rather than regular squad police.

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

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Aiming for that sweet sweet Astros front office position. 

If his grouping is like his strike zone, we have nothing to worry about. Dude’s a storm trooper.

I’m waiting for the first movie title card that says, “Inspired by the dank meme”. 

I didn’t think you could get mono from a ghost, but I guess “Unchained Melody” really is a special song.

Ah yes, clicking a different launcher button, before you even start the game, does indeed ruin the contents of the game completely.

Silver lining is that every minute Berry spends ranting about meaningless bullshit is one minute less he can spend sexually harassing Jenn Sterger.

I think it makes perfect sense, in the internal logic of the game’s universe, that racism and sexism aren’t a factor. It’s the ultimate conclusion of corporate power - your identity doesn’t matter, only the value you generate for the company’s bottom line. 

exism and racism don’t meaningfully exist even though race does; many of the people you meet across classes are black and brown.

“You sayin’ there’s a room available?”  - J. Tomsula

It’s Data trying to mimic a smile

Despite all this, Dan Snyder was still the most shriveled wiener in the locker room after the game.

On the podcast, the alt for “social media CEO” was “NFL team owner.” Which is better and a bridge too far for the home of Sunday Night Football I’m sure.