At least someone tried to compare a gritty white guy with someone other than a gritty white guy for once. Progress?

Can we be sure he didn’t just see Pats fans in their “ceremonial garb”?

WON’T ANYONE THINK OF THE FANTASY FOOTBALL PLAYERS?!?!

Imagine reading a list of approximately 12 zillion hours of entertainment, and bitching that the very specific niche thing you watched once at your grandma’s house when you were 12 isn’t on the list and complaining about it on Twitter.

Having recently re-watched the series this past year, I can say that my nerves were still very fried watching this even knowing the ending. 

There was no quick draw, he had that small gun ready to fire in his jacket pocket the entire time. The gun on his belt was a red herring.

Goddamn this show is awesome. Every time I think I have a favorite sketch, I re-watch and change my mind.

I feel like a kid lost in a grocery store.

Yeah that was my takeaway as well. 

I know your intentions are good, but you can’t expect the writers to risk employment just so you can see them stick it to the man. And while Drew is probably one of the only writers here who could get away with it unscathed, I understand why he’s not taking that risk. 

Yeah the review doesn’t seem to grasp that was literally the point of Dee taking them to do it. 

Yah yah yah!

Does it count if a singular player from the Timberwolves would technically be a Timberwolf?

Shoulda been Mallrats 2 instead.

Legit thought this was an Onion headline. Wtf Braves.

I think it’s safe to say that they wouldn’t care.

Aw shucks, foiled again!

So is this just something for the Right to point at and say “see?!?! now who’s the real traders?? checkmade, libtards.!!1”

I’ve never been so sure of something in my life - he’s for sure paid for at least one. Whether it was for him, one of his idiot sons, or his daughter, there’s just no way it didn’t happen.

I mean, she did go through a horrific accident involving a car (that I cannot stop laughing about, given the Wikipedia entry):