Wait, there are people who listen to the monologues on WTF??

Nah, Pence has the personality and presence of a headless mannequin. At least Dubya has the whole “folksy and approachable” thing going for him.

Yeah, if a team is hurting because of the lack of Rashard Higgins, they were already in trouble to begin with.

I’ve been a Twins fan my entire life and somehow never known of the existence of this. Holy shit.

Power rankings, which remain analytics for people who can’t count and don’t intend to start learning now

Imagine being butthurt because Donald fucking Trump cancelled a meeting with you. That shit sounds like a relief to me.

Ha, I can’t believe this is true yet it completely makes sense. 

Tupac, Biggie, Eazy-E

Mission definitely not accomplished.

I’m struggling to understand the point of the troll. Did she think AOC would agree to eating babies? My brain hurts. 

Username checks out.

It’ll almost certainly be available at Raygun in the coming days.

I’m imagining Wohl getting home and re-watching this press conference, closing his laptop and personally doing the Antonio Banderas reaction gif while yelling to his mom in the kitchen that he’s finally going to have enough money to move out on his own.

This “Take on Me” director’s cut is bananas.

This is why the media is so important and really needs to drive home the seriousness of the impeachment so the average joe understands that it’s not “bullshit.” Granted, most of them will only listen to Fox News, but not all of them.

Yeah he for sure loathes them. The only redeeming quality they have in his eyes in their undying loyalty to him. If they didn’t have MAGA hats on, he’d do everything in his power to be as far away from them as possible. 

Yeah as much as it pains me to admit, it honestly kinda rules. It’s even better because you know how much it hurts these schmucks that Trump isn’t their buddy. Every low-life that has ever supported Trump deserves to be treated this way. Waiting for the day he just absolutely lays into his adoring fans at a rally.

Literally put his hand on Doyle’s shoulder? He was down already.

Do teen girls even give a shit about J Lo or Shakira in the year of our lord 2019? Teen boys maybe...

Plus, how does one “see” a phone call in the first place? It’s literally only an audible conversation.