A coworker did exactly this when his Pontiac Firebird got totalled. A heck of an option if you can live with faux wood panels.

Can’t get any sleepier than this in grandpa’s Buick. Comes with bench seat, column shifter and a supercharged V6 that will smoke modern sports cars with some minor mods.

Best/only sub 5k sleeper I could find on ebay:

Um...didn’t Forza 4 have Porsche DLC ? I don’t think Forza is EA.

Come on, there’s not a single bit of innocent bystander smeared across the hood…

CP, but negotiate with me on it, and I’ll buy it for my mother. Who loved her red 323 and regrets selling it. I would love to get her the GTX. Also, I sent her this link, so she will see this comment. HI MOM.

Minorly off-topic, but when did the LED lightbar thing become a craze? Three months ago, I rarely saw one. Now every brodozer in the vicinity is lit up like an exploding sun and I can barely see the road.

Yep, that crossover thing never really caught on.

I liked these, as I did most Isuzu trucks in the 90s. White over red/black Recaros is the best looking combo IMHO.

One of my friends had one of these in the late 90's. The thing was a dream to drive when it worked correctly. Were it a human, it would have been a leper with a periodic incontinence issue, but for some reason or another, they are the best lay you’ve ever had.. Trim pieces and interior bits would just fall off from…

Burn it to the ground and collect the insurance money, cuz it’s not worth 18k, Crack Pipe

Even the golf?

Does the car’s performance suffer when you drive it to Cincinnati?

The same way we have people still bitching about how their free online videos are filmed: it’s unavoidable and will never change.

Yes, but the original Rabbit GTI was so surprising, so game-changing, and so much better than many “sports cars” costing four times as much that it’s pointless to compare with the current one.

MAYBE SOME OF US LIKE BEING COERCED INTO PISSING MATCHES!

I’m a huge VW fan, but think VW makes some horrible choices for their product offering in the US. They seriously have no understanding of the US. I think they need to understand they can’t out Toyota Toyota, they can’t also go the premium route like the tried 10 years or so ago. Seriously VW, just be you. Be…

Are you trying to say that instead of looking like a frog, it looks more like a salamander?

1: Buy the cheapest drivable thing with four wheels and three pedals.

The average American wants a Corvette, that goes 0-60 in 4 seconds, gets 85 MPG, and costs $4,000.