CTS-V wagon? Yep, CTS-V wagon.

Mistu will send all current owners a coupon for complimentary tire inflation at their local dealership.

Only 145 were built because somebody had the good sense to stop it.

If this is the real reason, then there is hope for all of us Jalops to get to NP heaven some day

I’d call them “Hey - looks like The Bandit has been hired to escort a semi-trailer of Spaten from Munich to East Berlin...”

Right...

Nicer two door version? Do you know where you are?

It’s not the American market they misunderstand, it’s that they consistantly misunderstand their place in it.

WE REQUEST A HATCH!
Sincerely, every Jalopnik commenter.

Me: see assholiness on the road, snort, snicker, think to myself, “Why can’t the cops who like to sit on the side of the road and give me occasional speeding tickets be here?” and do absolutely nothing else.....

A guide for the distinguishing Jalop browsing the internet in hospice care with the intentions of abbreviated car ownership.

If you could get an appropriation form Congress, they would put one of those damn things on your Winnebago.

JD Powers and other rankings don’t have VAG quite as high, but still mid pack which is a nice improvement. VW’s from the last 10 years have come a long way. Still, much like 80's GM, once a reputation for poor reliability is gained, it takes forever to lose it.

Norther Bromania

Duck Dynasty and NASCAR all in one spot? Was anyone in the crowd not related to each other?

I'm just poking fun. I'm sure yours is great.

I have a split bumber and disk breaks from a 79 Camero I need to sale.

I agree. This is far less convincing than, say, 5 minutes on VWVortex.

hah! my guess was going to be VW. This was made before reading the article, just based on the headline and reading VWVortex