“Oh no! My five-year-old, fully-depreciated late-model Mustang with cheap after-market wheels! Everyone said I shouldn’t have even been at cars and coffee, maybe I should have listened to them. I guess I’m out $8,000.”

You went on the internet, the home of all the free porn you could possibly consume and then some, to car website for tits.

That’s the thing I sometimes wonder about with Tavarish articles. It’s like:

Don't forget about the A-holes who drive around in town with their crazy-bright LED bars on, blinding everyone within a 2 mile radius.

BRO, I need those light bars for when I’m muddin with my rockstar wheels and Nitto bro-grapplers and pullin my ghost trailer!!!

Your eyes are also 15 years older than they were in 2001.

Have you seen the APR stage II tune for the 1.8t? (I’m sure you have). +80BHP is insanely easy. If only they would let us have the 6-spd manual (hearing that the upcoming alltrak will).

so much photo editing has to be done for those to look cool...

You drive a turbocharged catfish. Your style opinion is invalid.

No, find a $400 shell on CL for that.

These were lovely looking cars IMO. Even better in black.

Ouch. My gf will go get her oil changed and be excited about the new lightbulb fluid they put in so her connections were better.

Oh, and I forgot. I also suspected a bad oxygen sensor (this was before bashing the catalytic converter to pieces). I couldn’t get the existing oxygen sensor off the car, and I ended up bashing the crap out of it so badly, I couldn’t get a wrench on it properly, and I couldn’t get any leverage on it from under the…

VW be like: They burn clean!

hey man, my 02 VW made it to 400k. Mileage isn’t bad, but the price certainly is.

Jalopnik: [shown excessive chrome and swoop designs] Too busy! Too much! What happened to simple designs???

“We like to say it is the Maserati of SUVs...”

No way. Good luck outrunning the War Boys.

The only thing dumber than some of us is all of us, together.