the sex you have in your apartment—including the sex you might have in the common areas when no one is at home—is ultimately none of your roommates’ business

My theory is this; who was the first authority figure in a cat’s life? Mom. So they defer to the oldest female. Not always, but generally.

The little soap operas in a multi-cat household can be fascinating. Also like soap operas, they wrap up in about an hour so everybody can take a nap.

The one lynx didn’t accept the other lynx’s invitation on Lynxed-in. Lynx are big networkers.

My totally uninformed guess is two gals sorting out a territory dispute.

I’ve lived in Maine almost my entire 33 years and I had no idea we had a town named Kokadjo.

My cat makes those noises!!! Only when she’s at the vet or when I’m forcing her into her carry box to go to the vet aka when she is VERY ANGRY

LOVE the name. Sincerely, Ann Elk.

- People or animals watching me

Yes, but you’d get overwhelmed with debt after taking a huge loan to pay for the glass house so you would be in even more stress, therefore making a waste of the glass house original purpose.

Can I live there?

I was literally thinking of “fresh bowl” and how years later it was still an inside joke between me and my best friend.

I loved it at the time. I still think “I like a fresh bowl” when I see a dirty bowl in the bathroom. And it really did revive Robert Downey’s career.

This show came on when I was 12 and I was obsessed with it. I made my entire family watch it every week. My father was horrified. Now that I’m a lawyer, I find it hysterical that I thought this show embodied and accurately portrayed what it’s really like to practice law. I also remember years later, Courtney…

Abolish the Greek system.

Ok so I often rely on Amy’s for work lunches (and my local discount grocery store almost always carries mattar paneer, which is my absolute favorite) — that being said, I had an absolutely horrible experience with their “Light n Lean” spaghetti and meatless-meatballs. The quinoa meatballs were actually pretty good but…

I work two miles away and Amy’s Drive Thru is excellent fast food. I’m not a vegetarian, but the burger and fries are legit. Everything I’ve had there (broccoli mac ‘n cheese, chili cheese fries, milkshakes, etc.) is really good and the service is excellent. The place was packed for months after it opened and is still…

Amy’s is actually all-vegetarian and has a good selection of vegan items. (I had her vegetable korma dish for lunch today.)

“Jon has been bending the knee to the Dragon Queen (and a whole lot more)“