While we’re not too busy being lazy and entitled, that is.

Oh, shit, Best Buy, which made almost a billion dollars in profit last year, is losing some TVs in a branch where they aren’t going to be able to sell shit for weeks anyway because the surrounding area is being evacuated and might soon be underwater?

Anyone who can muster even an iota of concern about this has…

Anyone who says they wouldn’t take what they need to survive in a disaster is truly, genuinely, absolutely full of shit. My husband was in Hurricane Odile a few years ago (Mexico) and he and his buddies stole cartons of cigarettes and water from an abandoned hotel so they had something to trade people and something to…

I hope we do kill the NFL.

Right?? Meanwhile on Zillow everything is 300k plus but ‘Last sold for’ 110k.

I do crazy stuff like eat at the locally owned pho and burger places. I know, I’m a monster.

So was it the Prince Albert that was Promised?

Why aren’t you buying a house!? You’re ruining the world! Signed -A sorta Gen X sorta Millennial cusp that perpetually rents. (Although I’m not an avocado toast lover really)

Because I am a millennial and we are trying to kill movies. Along with literally everything else. Because we are evil. (Also cause we are poor and can’t afford anything.)

Tried to watch this with my daughters a couple years ago and my youngest, age 4 at the time, refused: “I don’t think I want to watch that, daddy. It sounds too scary for me...all those poor parents being caught in traps.”

I know you posted this to be like, SEEE THE NEGROS ARE STEALING!!!!!111!!!

I was just watching last night’s episode of The Daily Show and they highlighted a reporter who put down his microphone to help rescue someone. This guy is like the opposite of that.

“In this novel, a heroic, righteous officer of the law spends decades chasing an evil, criminal fugitive who used a fake identity to hide in plain sight and even stole a loaf of bread when he was hungry. That criminal was a thief and deserved to be punished.”

- An excerpt from Tom Llamas grade 7 book report on Victor…

Then again it is Texas. I imagine their police as Walker Texas Ranger* and roundhouse kicking starving children in the head.

Nope. Nope. Nope.

I would like to imagine the average cop responding as thus, “Uh, who cares? They’re taking food, not TVs.”

Seriously. Total car-wreck porn, about an actual person.

Jesus fucking christ. Let the poor girl be dead for ten fucking minutes before her corpse is dragged up and paraded around for a profit.

If they do this, I’m going to be pissed off. It turns Daenerys’s entire journey into a way to make a dude really sad. The show’s made huge strides in how it treats its female characters since its “sexposition” days, and doing something like forcing Jon to sacrifice Daenerys would take it right back to the worst and…

The way the show’s been operating lately, they can bring it up 90 seconds before he actually stabs Dany with it.