Alison Wright (“Martha”) is such a good actress. She was also the director’s assistant in Feud, a different kind of role. She is English and has perfected the American accent for her acting. I hope she got paid extra for the awful wardrobe her character wore in The Americans. Nice to see her out and about in real life:

Also, has there ever been a prize for best individual episode? Because Girls’ American Bitch episode was fucking beautiful. I know everyone here hates Lena Dunham and thinks Girls = Lena, but that episode was a work of art.

Aaaaaah Fargo is soooo good, you guys. Every season is different and it’s one of the best shows out there. Please watch.

As long as CNN’s going to keep giving these morons airtime, I won’t be watching. So, there you go, CNN. Keep catering to the lowest common denominator of viewer and I’ll keep watching Law & Order reruns.

three choices: insist there was no collusion, insist collusion isn’t a crime, or insult the people interviewing them.

Where are the Walter Cronkites of yesteryear?

Someone should flat-out tell these assholes that they don’t get to scream “fake news” when their own story changes every five minutes. First it was “Russians? What Russians”, then it was “Oh THOSE Russians...but nothing happened”, then it was “yeah, we met with Russians with the intent to get dirt on Clinton, but no…

Kellyanne - When you say, “Collusion? No. We don’t have that yet,” it implies that we will eventually. You might want to refrain from using “yet” in future bullshit sessions.

Yeah, I wasn’t being gender fluid when I bought those men’s khakis from the Gap that time. I was just having a big butt and being cheap because they were on sale.

Gorka was even on MSNBC yesterday. Stephanie Ruhle was tweeting about it and I replied WTF are you having him on your show? You know he lies, we know he lies, what is the point?

Someone should just create an interview bot to fill in for Kellyanne Conway and the not quite a Nazi, but wishes he were guy. Gorka’s could just repeat variations of “Donald Trump is an alpha male. I am an alpha male. Our penises are like locomotives made of gorillas”. It would save everyone a lot of time and energy.

I’m waiting for a song about the world fetish that doesn’t misuse the word, i’m sure Rihanna will make one if I wait long enough.

Sober Me: ugh why is she trying so hard to do the sexy cute finger in mouth poses

i’m sorry, but selena’s “sexxxy” new persona makes me laugh. every time she brags about how good her “love” is, i think she doth protest too much.

Right, Rey is like, so boring and not interesting to play as, whereas I have always found myself deeply passionate about, and highly invested in, small metal thimbles and top hats. I mean, have you heard about Thimble’s backstory???

I was mad reading that because he was so on the verge of being right with his overall points, but he was so WRONG in the practical examples he gave. I’ve lived in both worlds, of the stereotypical lower class rural person and the stereotypical educated urbanite, and I can tell you that what poor or uneducated people…

God, David Brooks really is the worst.

Me in 1995

But I later mentioned him in a negative light in a popular blog post.