I have long thought that Blue Ivy was a nice name unfairly lumped in with terrible celebrity baby names.

Sir is a title, not a name, for chrissakes.

I have seen people mocking Sanders’ appearance in random comment sections. However, none of them were the President of the United States saying it on a platform that will be saved forever in the National Archives.

“I’m a woman, I’ve been attacked by that show multiple times, but I don’t cry foul because of it,” Sanders added, as she cried foul.

So did the majority of American voters, but then the Electoral College failed to fulfill its only purpose — to ensure that voters can’t even accidentally put an incompetent demagogue in the White House.

You forget sexual assaulting wanna-be pedophile.

Yeah, I knew what I was getting. That’s why I voted against the sexist, racist, homophobic, transphobic, incestual, paranoid, idiotic, treasonous, poorphobic, greedy, eduphobic, evil, climate denying shit pile.

I really think Pitch Perfect should have been aca-one and done.

The cocaine is a perfect aid to staying awake through a Lana Del Rey set.

Damn, what’s the point even? Time to sneak in some firewhiskey or gigglewater.

Nvm. A tad to specific and don’t want to out anyone.

Here’s the only advice you need:

OK, but I still would have done almost anything to get an invite to Sean Parker’s Lord of the Rings wedding. Are costume weddings acceptable if you provide tailored costumes for all the guests?

I know this is eye rolling at something that’s silly, but I’m also eye rolling at this article. If you don’t want to get on board with a theme wedding then don’t go to the wedding. Definitely don’t go to the wedding of “your mom’s best friend’s daughter”. Don’t buy something from the registry if you don’t want to. …

“some sort of floral “cocktail dress” purchased under duress at a Macy’s after work.”

What’s not fine is a Great Gatsby-themed wedding

I mean, I know people have varying opinions on the monarchy - as an American, I have no horse in this race. However, I have to appreciate that despite being born into ridiculous wealth, the younger members of the royal family seem to be trying to actually do some good with whatever influence/power they have.

I care about nothing in this dirt bag except for this bat. He’s so tiny and cute! Im sorry I have no advice to offer, but I hope he can get better.

Little known fact: this is how the Forester was born.