I wish it helped with my anxiety. I’m one of those unique anxious people that responds poorly to relaxation drugs. Weed and laughing gas both make me super paranoid.

I agree, and I find her charming. I honestly don’t get why people hate her. There are so many more worthy targets.

I’m going to make every effort to remember to see this in the theater instead of forgetting about it and watching it two years later on Netflix.

Hey now, drama geeks like to get high too.

Polite AND sensible! What a kid!

If that were my kid, that’d be my proudest moment. I think I’d shed a tear.

I want to pass away

I would have gone with “why have children when you can have cake?” but that’s just how I roll. (Also, cake).

I’m still using it, only because I paid $24 for it, and I hate throwing away that kind of money for make-up.

All this does is make me miss having lash extensions. I know it’s stupid and expensive to glue doll hairs to your eyes, but man they were pretty.

I got a bunch of Benefit free samples from Sephora and I never liked them. I was also disappointed with the Shiseido one, which needed 4 or 5 coats because it was so thin.

After seeing several comments here by different people about Urban Decay, I think I’m going to have to try it. I’ve been using Benefit They’re Real, and hate it. It comes out so thick and has a shitty applicator/wand, and I always get mascara all over my eyelids.

a teeny tiny disclaimer at the end of a commercial which you cannot see unless you know to look for it. i find it infuriating. just show me what your mascara can do - without using fake lashes on the supermodel.

I’m not a big makeup person, but I recently started using mascara primer and OH MY GOD why did nobody tell me about this sooner?

I would like to see more crackdowns like that. Don’t tell me your mascara will give me fake lashes, and let’s stop pretending that your skin cream will give me botox and photoshop.

On THEY’RE own?? You’re killing me, Jezebel.

I wish the US would crack down on ads like this, as well as “reality tv.” All of those dumb shows (Kardashians, Housewives, etc.) should come with a disclaimer at the beginning that the show is not filmed in chronological order, that some scenes are re-shot, all participants are paid as actors, and some of them even…

A few years ago, I said I thought it would be awesome to live long enough to see an apocalypse.

Finds are happening all over - the ruins of a settlement on Vancouver Island that was thought to be a local First Nations legend were found recently...and turns out that ancient village was 14,000 years old. As in “there during the last ice age” old.