As Variety reports, Warner Bros. plans to film with an all-Asian cast—a very appropriate move given the story’s premise.

Okay, that does it. We are officially living in the Onionest Timeline.

I look forward to all the commenters who will show up and say this is standard practice and that if the man didn’t want to be beaten and forcibly removed from the plane, he shouldn’t have boarded it.

If only there were some way to keep airlines from selling more seats than are physically available in a plane.

So if I’m to understand this, this guy already paid for a ticket and was seated, but the airline wanted to give his seat to an employee??? How is this possibly the procedure???

The knife (which was meant to cut all the free pizza), you’re twisting it.

Hasn’t started yet. It starts Monday. My mom and I are having pizza tonight actually (no meat) to get some more leavened bread before we have to put it away.

Just to clarify, the Seattle City Council voted to increase the minimum wage to $15 and legalization of same-sex marriage in Washington State was done via initiative (not that a mayor would have to power to do anything statewide anyway)

There was this whole cultural thing back 30 years ago for gay men, where substantially older men would pay/sugar daddy younger young men. I had a friend that had a substantially older sugar daddy starting when he was twinky 17 year old.

Your comment appears to sum up how everyone in Seattle feels.

Seattleite here. Super proud to have Murray as the mayor, really hope the allegations against him are false. Really a terrible situation though.

‘Reality ‘shows were developed and flourished because of a writer’s strike originally. That pretty much killed Network TV for me. Although even those are pretty much scripted now. I wonder what new abomination might be coming.

It killed any momentum that Pushing Daisies had, and for that I will always be sad.

Someone should warn Abigail Breslin not to get a nose job.

Also, and I promise i don’t mean this in a snarky way, Modcloth finding new models on Instagram would pretty much be the most on-brand thing ever.

I have bought clothes from them in the past, but I won’t in the future. I don’t shop at Walmart. I am Plus-Size. It’s not a dirty word. When I’m shopping online, I like to see what my clothes are going to look like on me, not on someone who weighs 100 lbs. Their clothes were always made with really cheap fabric…

Finding aspirational models that fit a size 2X is...hard? Do these people have access to Instagram? You can easily find women with a very large following that fit that size, own the fuck out of it, and are “aspirational”, whatever the fuck that means.

Lard, I miss me some Sally Draper.

He actually had a bunch of different sons. All of them were named Bobby and curiously were never in the same room at the same time.