Tell your mom I said this is bullshit.

Protip- buy brioche buns the day before.

#notmydarcybutwould

I had no idea there was a streaming service just for British tv. Now to subscribe and convince my husband this is better than his televised sports ball tournaments.

Can’t decide if the lack of tiara on this list is an oversight or was excluded on purpose because every woman interested in British period dramas already owns one.

Okay, I would absolutely take the North & South merch and the Mystery! tote bag, thanks.

because stigma!

please everyone. no more snark or assholery regarding kanye. he’s a human being who deserves our care and compassion, regardless of your opinion on him, his wife, his lifestyle, or anything else.

That plagiarism isn’t even good. The Kylie version looks so amateurish. Not that it’s an excuse if something ripped off is done better, mind you.

I read that too quickly and thought you were wishing people deep dish. Which I wouldn’t mind.

a big ol fuck up followed by some decent apologies / basic accountability feels like an honest to God palate cleanser at this point.

Let’s be real: Melania has been keeping away from Donald’s white hose for a while now.

Nope. It’s a class action suit, so he can’t keep the terms a secret.

If your sister wants to present in her correct gender identity that is one thing. But to use a day that is meant for you and your fiancée to announce it to the world that is totally different. I agree with Boobpunch and think you guys should come together to find an event either unrelated to the wedding or less…

Ask your sibling to tell everyone, via social media, in person, whatever she feels comfortable with, well *before* the wedding. Point out that you (and she) know that some people will cause a scene and while you totally support her and would be happy for her to be in her preferred gender at your wedding you would…

that... is an excellent idea. I could do it like a what-not-to-wear reveal party with all the cool family members. sibling gets a day all to themselves and people will already be prepped with the news by the time my wedding rolls around so it won’t be as big of a deal. thank you!

Anxiety Monster: this woman is not your friend. She is your abuser. It is OK and normal for you to feel love for her, because that is what abusers do; they exploit the good impulses of their victims (that’s you). Otherwise, they wouldn’t have anyone to abuse. You wouldn’t stick around for it.

Or just one invitation to go fuck herself.

Print a special invitation for her with the wrong date for the wedding

Your “best friend,” Dear Writer, is a selfish cunt.