No joke—he personally wouldn’t be able to end world hunger because a cabal of shadowy figures were going to assassinate him.
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While I haven’t personally dated in DC I have a lot of friends who have, and yes, I’ve heard stories that are just amazing. But I think I heard of way worse in NYC. It seems like in DC you get a lot of self-absorbent dudes who think they’re changing the world and you should be in awe of them for it, while in NYC you…
“I’m the founder of a start-up focused on the coffee market in Yemen; that’s my No. 1 priority”
Like he grabbed my hand and took my ring and put it on his finger for two hours.
Came here to affirm this entire thread! And to say that this *is* my beautiful house.
I have such a crush on Bill Hader.
Maya Rudolph anything. I’m in.
I have migraines that make me routinely miss work, vomiting, clammy cold sweats, the worst. I can NOT get a referral to a neurologist. I swear to God my doctor’s advice was to take Immitrex and “be kind to yourself”.
When I was a kid we used to drive back and forth from Rochester New York to Chicago to visit my grandparents every summer. It’s an 11 hour drive and with two kids and lunch and pee stops it can get drawn out. So we’re in Indiana,90 degrees, an hour away from my Grandma’s and we’re stuck in construction traffic. My…
I was in India and got really, really sick. A couple of guys took pity on me after a couple of days and had me staying in their room (three beds) basically so that someone would know if I died. I’d been staying with them for a few days when they decided that I was just lolly-gagging at this point and was well enough…
My fiancée is still scarred from a sunny Sunday morning last summer when he saw a man pooping in the alley by our house. The man was reading a newspaper and waved when he saw him staring.
Last Christmas Eve we stopped at my in law’s to drop some gifts off for extended family, as we wouldn’t be attending the big gathering the next day. in law’s were at another function, so the house was empty. Boyfriend and I had eaten a huge meal with my family and then drove for two hours, so we were in desperate need…
Oh I have a great one. I had to pick my best friend and room mate up from work at midnight because she didn’t have a car and I couldn’t let her borrow mine because I had a kid that needed to be picked up from daycare. (This was YEARS ago, I think my daughter was 3.) Around 7 pm I start feeling really sick to my…
I was so embarrassed about this story that I only just recently started sharing it with people. Back in 2005, when I was 17, my then-boyfriend and I did a 3-week detox diet to cleanse our systems. The minute we’d completed the diet we went to see Brokeback Mountain in theatres. I ordered the largest Pepsi and popcorn…
This may doxx me...
I came the closest to shitting my pants in my adult life just last week because my wife talked me into doing this stupid juice cleanse with her and everything was going fine then on day three I was walking down the street and it hit all at once and I literally was going to shit my pants so I had to speed-waddle to the…
I studied abroad in Tours, France during the summer of 2009. This was like a mini study abroad—only a month—but we did homestays and I befriended a group of girls on the trip who were advanced French majors and made some local friends through them, so my French improved a lot.
Several years ago, I was drinking with some friends in a dive bar on the Upper East Side. I lived about 10 blocks south of the bar, and so when we left at around 3 a.m., I decided to walk home. Unbeknownst to me, I was the drunkest I’ve ever been without being blacked out (the next day, I discovered that my two…
I get migraines that are often accompanied by intense vomiting and sometimes fainting. For this reason my doctor has told me to stay at home laying down in the recovery position when I get them so I don’t pass out, vomit, and die. Well I don’t do that really because it would mean I’d have no life. So one day I wake up…