#TeamRock

lol I would take the Rock over any and all of these no-talent muhfuckers

Vin Diesel doesn’t have friends who can’t act. He has family who can't act.

I follow her on Twitter... And the number of people who come at her for not reporting on Hillary is freaking exhausting. Her beat is his campaign, not hers. (Although the last couple days she seems done with DoucheLord’s shenanigans.)

I’ve felt bad for her for a while. Tur (like all of us) thought Trump wasn’t really serious when she first got the assignment. Now she’s had to follow him all this time, covering absurdities she obviously never anticipated. And for the past few months now (at least since May) Trump has been naming Tur and a few others…

I’ve seen a lot of Katy’s reporting, because I keep MSNBC on in the background, and his decision to go after her makes me laugh. She’s been one of the fairest people covering him, always unwilling to take the bait when someone in the studio tries to get her to dish on the latest craziness. Not that she stuck up for…

Who in God’s name is checking in on this, the same people checking the genitalia of people entering restrooms?

Breaking, Elvira Savino apparently got the idea from this important businessman:

Quick, hook them children up to IVs of Yoo-hoo and chicken fingers

I want a tabloid announcing a Hiddleswift baby!!!!!!

Prince is Alive! Purple pop star faked death, wanted private life.

That and Shelly Miscavige re-appearing were my first thoughts!

“The Kardashian and Jenner Clans Quit Public Life!”

“He gave her dick in the bed until she was sick in the head”, says source who has viewed the steamy tape.

Prince Harry marrying Kerry Washington despite Barack Obama being concerned about their dangerous boat wedding.

Wyoming Author Makes NYT Best-Sellers List, Abducts Hugh Jackman At Celebratory Party

Dina and Michael Lohan take vow of silence!

Bobby, real talk: Are any of you bothering to wear pants to work at this point? Are the expense reports for this month just “keg... keg... handle of Jack... keg... jello mix...”? Do the offices more or less look like the most outlandish scenes from The Wolf of Wall Street?

Jeremy Renner on why he’s quiting acting “I haven’t done anything good since Hurt Locker”. Hollywood shrugs!

Angelina and Jen: We’re in love. And having a baby.