An accident waiting to happen?

“Live Gun Demonstration”

I’m no tattoo expert, but I’d guess the skin is swollen because it’s still new.

Scary Fonzie, definitely.

Henry Winkler visits Lucille Ball?

Did the sculptor who made Scary Lucy also make this Scary Fonzie statue? Because that guy needs to Sit onIt!

#37 is the dudes who like to take their time to explain in the comments how they, men, would approach a situation if they were women. They deserve praise for edumacating women to what the right decision is to do.

Eight more of these, on the other hand...

Absolutely not. We her, and need more people like her, in lower courts, where day-to-day decisions get made.

Yeah Meg!!! It’s not like anyone else uses an avatar around here or anything!!!! Just who are you Meg?!?!? I bet that’s not even your real name!!!!! The Internet people want to know!!!!

Make it like the last few episodes of E.R., when they brought back Clooney, Anthony Edwards, all the big names from early years for one last wave-and-lap around the park. Let’s have Moe and Megan do a Crappy Hour, let’s have Dodai and Tracie give us a Shenis update, give Anna H. some time to talk deeply about makeup,…

I loved Jezspin so so much, especially when there would clearly be die-hard Deadspin readers arriving at work at 9am Mountain time, Pacific time, etc. so every hour brought a new wave of “wtf where is my manly sportz ball blog?! For menz?!?!?!”

Yes. Or like a senior prank style thing! GRADES ARE IN NO RULEZ!

How about a blog that’s nothing but pitches for the plot of Titanic II?

Can we have Lindy come back as Jez Emeritus and do one more video review of eating gross things, like breast milk popsicles or bubblegum oreos or tree-flavored candy canes or something? PUH-LEASE?

Two blogs enter! One blog leaves!

Ungraying the poor people stuck in the grays who are not meany-pants, and occasionally post a silly comment.....asking for a friend....

Please get drunk and fight the Deadspin staff.

I have a feeling this story is going to end with new Lucy having some kind of “accident” and old Lucy will be in her place.