I don't know if you're trolling, but I am so with you. I'm sick of this shit.

Y'know that lazy way you half-listen to traffic sounds and forget them? That was me this afternoon from my office down the hill in QA. Now that I know what the sirens meant, I feel so sad.

Yes, my dad used to sing this to us as a lullaby. I have briefly considered using it for my dance but definitely think the lyrics are off.

If you have a mom figure, I think the dual-parent aisle walk is a slightly less yucky version of the practice - a good compromise. I still don't like the symbolism of someone handing me over to the spouse, instead of me independently giving myself away, but it can be hard to hurt one's parents.

That's the song I have planned! If I don't tell my Dad what it is in advance, it will really touch his heart, too.

In terms of "my Dad's sad I'm not a kid," I had a friend who danced to "Somewhere Out There" with her dad. Not a dry eye in the house.

Just having a good late-night cry here... Your dad is awesome.

Not choking up at all over Have I Told You Lately. Must be the dust.

Y'know... I don't hear a strong push NOT to talk about issues like mental illness and gun control. Those things are genuinely problems in our culture. What I hear lots of ladies saying in the wake of Isla Vista is that now's the time to stop pushing issues like men's sense of entitlement to women and violence…

Y'know... age and health, related to her ability to do the job, I'm cool with. But when her age becomes an excuse to suggest she should be off playing Grandma instead of engaging in politics, that's when I draw the line.

I know Beyonce & Jay have no obligation to act like role models and it was a fantasy sequence, but it was pretty damn disappointing to see the amount of guns they were cavorting around with in that video.

Boys becoming men? Men becoming wolves?

My cat doesn't do kitchen counters or dressers. We think she thinks she couldn't make the jump. (She could.)

Blast you! Now I want a Reuben.

That actually sounds delicious to me.

Ain't nobody got time for trying to read between the lines of messages that plainly state a threat to determine if the person was just joshing. Sorry, try again.

Noooooope. Reposting pictures of people's personal lives that they think they're only sharing with friends to a website open to the public without consent, posting forum threads in which you demean the person, talk about masturbating to their photo or how much you want to fuck them, or otherwise reduce them to a…

Right?! Why is she continuing to get booked on these morning shows, etc.? Who cares about what one privileged, middle-aged lady has to say about everyone else's life?

I feel like an audio clip of this gif with accompanying fire alarm should be installed in every bedroom in America.

I am so ready for an all-star round between Merchant, Levitt, and Krasinski!