Good lord. You're not bitter, are you?

I watched the game about 5 blocks from my house in Cap Hill, and I can tell you, I was glad I didn't dawdle making my way home. Shit was crazy. All night. There was one guy playing the bagpipes, though, and I guess that was kind of cool.

Aww. Prince is so flattered, you guise.

I think they performed together at the Grammys a couple years ago. It was surprisingly un-dancey. :( I call for a do-over!

Eew. Krum always came off as kind of a dummy and put Hermione on some sort of weird pedestal. I feel like that'd get old for our girl in the long run.

It was always a little too neat that they all stayed together with their high school sweethearts for life, IMHO.

I don't understand the Harry-Luna shipping. Luna was awesome, but even after all his character development and growing up throughout the series, when the dust settled, Harry probably wouldn't have been confident/secure enough to be with someone so unconventional. Or, that's my fear - that despite his other strong…

I thought it made sense that they might pair up as teenagers, as she could match his fearless, loyal, thrillseeking-ness, and that sort of challenging-each-other dynamic is always hot. But I thought it total bullshit that they were somehow soulmates, as Rowling didn't establish much else in her personality or them as…

I want to see ME wear the shit out of it.

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. You are misreading the article. Crushes are fine. Totally fine. Friendzoning is the phenomenon of a guy thinking that by acting LIKE A FRIEND towards someone he has a crush on (without working up the nerve to articulate to his friend that he wants to be more than that), the girl is eventually…

YES, they effing say it. Read the other comments on this article, silly.

The silencing/censoring that accompanies online harassment can also be pre-emptive. For instance, I've rarely been the target of online harassment, however, I'm fairly certain it's because I've stopped myself from frequenting and speaking out in places online that could otherwise be fun places to comment but don't…

One of my best friend's sisters had a very similar thing happen via 4Chan. An ex- posted her full name, contact info, and a photo and asked people to harass her. It went on forever and was so scary. She had to dump all her social media profiles and her email, change her phone numbers, and move. Some of the most…

I feel like you taught him a lesson that will serve him (and all the gamer ladies he encounters) well in the long run! Bravo!

Eh. F-M-K seems fairly harmless to me when done in good jest. I'll join you in with the Girls:

I believe the correction formulation is: Miles Teller, Miles Teller, Miles Teller!

I endorse both choices, though I question whether NBC would be thrilled about their ages. (They should remember, though, that Cathy Rigby continues to convincingly play Peter Pan on stage, and she's over 60!)

Hmm... I was seeing AK or KB as potential Pans. I think that's a harder role to pull off than Wendy, personally.

Alright, kids - Let's play a game. Who should star in this production?