SessoMatto (Yes, I'm really fun at parties.)

6/23/19

!!! Mine are 12 and 12 and 5 so this isn’t going to be something I’ll be needing to be trying any time soon. But, what a great idea!

6/23/19

I am a tarot reader. This comes up very often with the Tower card. Space must be made in order for new life to happen! Sometimes, you have to muck out the old crap, first.

6/23/19

I find the “Bootsy” one particularly irritating. How dare it besmirch the good name of Bootsy?!

6/23/19

That’s a pretty terrible thing to wish on his cell mate.

6/23/19

+1.

6/23/19

Nice. I envy your koozie! (I’m a koozie kollector.)

6/23/19

Nonsense. Pizza Margherita is still going strong!

6/23/19

It’s not that hard to make it at home! Basic bread dough, turn the oven ALL the way up, slice up whatever fresh produce ya got and shred some cheese over it... I have pepperoni on hand but really any sort of savory thing is probably really good onna pizza.

6/23/19

Dudes say that.

6/23/19

Did you do it? How did it go?

6/23/19

Best ever time watching a hot dog eating contest: returning from a week camping in the desert. I don’t tend to be very hungry out there, but once I get back to town it’s a different story. It’s the 4th of July and I’m stopping at the All You Can Eat Sushi in town. ESPN is playing the annual Nathan’s event. I’m…

6/23/19

YES! Enter! & Photos Or It Didn’t Happen!!!

6/23/19

That’s referred to as a “reversal.” They count it against you.

6/22/19

ITA.

6/21/19

Hahahaha. He used to ask me if I knew were the ketchup was. I’d reply, “did you look?”

6/21/19

I had an ex who was a total leftovers scavenger. He’d go right to the delicious restaurant food I’d brought home (I can hardly ever eat an entire restaurant meal at once, and leftovers are my favorite food) and scarf it all. Jerkface.

6/21/19

I’d take them both! Too bad my place is so tiny. >.<

6/20/19

Free market! Free market!

6/20/19

So... when I was in my teens, I was pressed into being a third parent for the other, younger children from the 2nd marriage. I learned a LOT from this! I was crucial in potty training the little kids, and other aspects of their socialization.

6/19/19

These sports riots... they happen repeatedly. There’s a bit of tut-tutting and then everyone forgets it until the next tournament. Even though there is massive destruction of property, police cars set on fire, etc... a friend’s car was overturned in SF after someone won something. She didn’t even live near the…