SessoMatto (Yes, I'm really fun at parties.)

6/19/19

None of these assholes has the fashion sense god gave toddlers. Or the sense, period.

6/19/19

Management always does for itself. The House always wins.

6/19/19

What gives them the right to tell anyone else what to do?

6/19/19

Thank you so much for this, Representative Lee. I live in your district and you truly do speak for me.

6/19/19

OTOH, when you own, you pay for things like insurance, registration, gas, maybe parking... it’s easy to forget how much that stuff adds up. The default is spending that money, but that doesn’t make it more affordable. That just means you can afford not to have to think about it.

6/19/19

Sure, her people (and, come on, Sofia herself - isn’t the director ultimately in charge?) are ultimately to blame.

6/19/19

It’s not the PA’s fault. It’s the “above the line” people - who think the “line” is everyone but them. I know you’re being yelled at. I’m sorry your actual bosses (who are making you do the thing) do not have your back for the thing that they are making you do. That’s an asshole move. It’s not your fault.

6/19/19

Perhaps JL slurps too? (Would it make you feel better to think of it as under the umbrella of the Japanese noodle slurping thing, which also has to do with wanting to eat them while they are still super hot?)

6/19/19

Next time, make sure private browsing is enabled before you look up the pr0nz!

6/19/19

What Would Jimmy Buffett Do?

6/19/19

So how did that go over?

6/19/19

I have Pong Doubles with the analog dial controllers.

6/19/19

Weed, CA

6/19/19

Hahaha, no worries! Context is everything. I have a relative who has absolutely no sense of humor, but who occasionally gets in a zinger. Whenever that happens, we all fall on the floor because no one expects it!

6/19/19

In 30 years, the kids might be into Hummels as vintage kitsch! That’s actually kinda how it works, TBH. Things come back.

6/19/19

Shoutout to Bell Labs! Thanks for UNIX(tm)!

6/19/19

Yr just being punctuation trolled. They can suck yr hairy fucking beanbag!

6/18/19

Bonus points if you save it until some unrelated holiday and then set it off. “Merry Christmas! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!”

6/18/19

Install it upside down- dome up. It will be more effective, and much easier to clean.

6/18/19

Fuck if I know. But, shoutout from one punk rock old lady to another! OI!