With LA traffic, 400 miles might be the only amount of distance you can cover reasonably in two years.

What you started was matter of fact statement and then it morphed into something beautiful.

Good move my friend. On two separate occasions when I have been with my family, driving late at night on I-25 in Denver, we have been caught up in the middle of a bunch of street racers (street ricers?) who were weaving uncontrollably in and out of lanes or people slowing down to 25mph to block traffic across all four…

right? this entire thread deserves COTD

2nd Reply - Thanks for getting all these replies. I’m not sure if Ive EVER laughed this hard at a comment chain on a Gawker Website. Thanks so much.

Let’s not call groups full of dipshits like these guys “car clubs.” Car clubs are for people who have meets in parking lots without using their cars in dangerous manners. They are clubs for people who want to meet and talk with other people about cars. They hold auto x events and track day meetups. They admire and…

Oh fuck off with that nonsense. You don’t need to see the car they “designed and built and manufactured” because they’re not claiming that they can do those things. The “I’d like to see you do better” argument is the scum on the bottom of the cesspit of bad defenses against criticism. Tesla’s stated purpose is to…

This Roseanne episode sucks.

That is what city ordinances are for. Most HOAs in “affordable” developments are there due to deals the developers had to make with the city in order to build the homes. The HOA is a crutch used by municipalities to avoid paying for upkeep on roads and being responsible for standards that usually fall under the city’s…

My favorite moment from four years of regular usage of Chicago’s public transit is very related, but kinda the inverse: on the 55 bus, ~10:30 at night, circa 2014 ( very near one of the few peaks in popular bucket-hat usage), a larger older gentleman, probably in his 60's, walks on to the bus, wearing what appears to…

My guess is continue to hide them. He has just as much to lose if everyone finds out about his fetish of dressing up like a goat.

I wonder what he’ll do with those pictures of Roger Goodell fucking a goat that enabled him to keep a job for so many years.

“24-year-old cop”

Unfortunately, there are more than enough women right there to back them up with this BS.

I’ll never understand how these morons manage to turn a bunch of women saying, “Don’t grab us or show us your dicks without being asked to” , into nobody can ever interact with women or they’ll be accused of harassment.

At least his wipers won’t stick to the windshield. #silverlining

I think a good idea would be a sensor suite that detects when a driver is on their phone, it safely pulls the car over to the side of the road. Text then would appear on the infotainment screen that says “Stay off your damn phone.”

People of Japan, we don’t like him either.

The amount of people who think that someone doing a service for you means you can treat them like garbage is fucking astounding.

A FEW defended him? A FEW!? Bullshit. The comments on that article basically ended up being the straw that broke my back for faith in the human race. Not electing Trump. Not Nazis making a comeback in 2017. The fucking comments on that article.