Tumblr is already shipping Flaming Log with Mei, with skirmishes breaking out over whether to call the ship “Fire & Ice” or “log(Mei)“

NEW HERO: THE FLAMING LOG!

IF I wanted to sit around while some Jewish guy bores me on Christas eve, I’d go to church!

A true Jalop washes his car using only mountain snow melt water that has been gathered by Virgins in sterilized niobium-chrome alloy containers. They use soaps made from the fat of sacred lemmings and wipe it on using only the softest chamois cloths. This is done in a hermatically sealed garage as the air supply is…

“And Jesus said unto the Apostles: ‘We’ve really been working hard, who wants to take my private jet to St. Croix?’ So Jesus and the Apostles boarded the jet and Jesus saw there were no bottles of Moet and so He took their Fiji water and asked His Father to change the water into champagne and so it was. The Apostles…

Beginner’s Guide step One: Don’t do it like Maureen Dowd.

The plotting itself in Act 2 was pointless. What Rian Johnson was trying to do (I’m not sure I totally agree with his decisions) was take the usual harebrained Star Wars convoluted Hail Mary hero plan and make it fail. And fail spectacularly.

Minnesota native who likes to get pizza everywhere he visits, and yes, Minnesota-style is absolutely a thing. Here are the key elements:

I grew up in Central MN, and both of the local places in town - places that had been open since my dad was a kid - did pizza exactly like this. Does that make in Minnesota-style as a marketable brand? Nah. But it’s definitely the style of pizza that’s prevalent in older, non-chain pizza places in the state.

Plus, the irony that the Republican tax bill seeks to do exactly the opposite. You want higher birth rates? Make it more affordable to have and raise children:
Universal healthcare

This, and we need to get busy making more cannon-fodder.

Isn’t that just dog whistle for white people to start having more kids because they’re being out-bred by other races?

The issue that democrats need to understand though - if they changed their platform and became the party of 100% prohibition no abortions for anyone - the republican purse strings would simply move the goalpost.

I grew up in Alabama, and I agree. Abortion being THE issue at the ballots was preached from my family and from the pulpit, and it took moving out of the state to reverse the brainwashing. It was framed as, if you voted for a pro-choice candidate you were the problem. Nothing is more important in Southern politics…

I’m pretty sure the white woman GOP voters in my family (Alabamans) vote 100% only based on abortion. They will never vote for someone who admits to being pro-choice. For real. That and they are stealth racists who don’t care about equality. It’s like beating your head against a wall to convince them anything other…

Are we sure the interviewer didn’t ask her about being “knocked out” and was really seeing how she felt about the NFL’s concussion protocol?

I was going to go with the original manuscript for The Lord of the Rings

Tell your wife that she is not alone in her anger. And thank you for sharing and letting me know I’m not alone in mine.

so history is going to inevitably tie this into the oak island show for some old fashion network synergy, right?

Well the Replacement Batman was trained by an order of Templar Knights so it all fits together!