From the video it looks like traffic is just starting to react to the green light, but then she comes blasting through at a high rate of speed that you couldn’t get from a standing start. I think she was approaching the light in a clear lane as it changed and just never slowed at all.

Yeah, we do the same thing. Once you get in the habit it’s pretty easy to remember to bring the bags out to the car and use them as intended.

To be fair it would also serve as a perfectly valid opening line from “The beginner’s guide to human existence.”

Reading the lawsuit it looks like he did in fact get financing through the dealership, but later learned that the payments and such were wildly divergent from the verbal info conveyed by the dealer. Plus the dealer didn’t apply his 4K trade-in to the loan, instead putting a 3K cash down payment on the paperwork. (No…

This. They don’t want a well paid, educated workforce, they want a bunch of poor, desperate (but white) serfs who will fight each other for whatever crappy jobs their overlords still haven’t outsourced. The ones who can’t get work as a servant get to be soldiers and die protecting their master’s overseas interests.

When they redid the bridge near my house they were briefly considering one of those diverging diamond interchanges. I’m so glad they didn’t because people around here can barely figure out which lane they should be in on a normal road.

Yup, same thing with negligent discharge of a firearm. If some idiot puts a round through his wife’s leg while sitting down on the couch to clean his pistol, I promise he was exactly as careless a hundred other times before the odds caught up with him.

You’ll be laughing out of the other side of your face when lambo’s deal with Pym Technologies goes through.

I want to show that I accept all religions by being sworn in on my copy of ad&d Deities and Demigods.

“Would you like to sign up for our Zero Tolerance crime fighting program?”

Just with the normal weather it can’t seem to make up it’s mind. The weather changed from cloudy to sunny to partly cloudy to cloudy to sunny to cloudy in the space of my 1/2 hour bus ride this morning, all without the actual weather changing in the slightest.

“The warnings are coming from inside your mother!”

My wife drove school buses for 10 years and every damn year she’d hear about one driver or another who was rear-ended while stopped and making a pickup. To be clear we’re talking about a school bus, a bus equipped with the most visible and contrasting paint job possible, stopped on a neighborhood street with it’s stop…

Because these fascist assholes have created an alternate reality in which every single encounter with any civilian might be an ambush straight out of the crappiest 80s action movies. They won’t move up to the door because in their delusional pinhead little minds the entire thing might be a complex set up and there…

In general people seem to have no damn idea how large or small their own car is, what it’s turning radius is, or where the hood and trunk end. I’m OK at all that but my wife drove school buses for 10 years and retains that hyper-awareness of the size and capabilities of her vehicle, and she gets actively pissed at…

I presume that they’re just working off a list of “Things done while Obummer was prez” (written in crayon) and undoing everything because fuck you that’s why.

I remember one local place had a really nice vegetarian burger made with adzuki and pinto beans and I think sunflower seeds. It had a subtle nutty flavor that I enjoyed even as a non-vegetarian. Then during the dark days of the focaccia bread craze they started using that for all their sandwiches, which meant that…

Counterpoint, very little actual data has been collected in regards to pedestrian safety at traffic circles and what there is indicates an increase in collisions.

“All these damn kids need to get outside and get some exercise for a change!”

Plus if there are co-workers that you like and consider friends, you can just get together with those co-workers during non-work hours. You know, like friends do.