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Just anecdotally there are still a decent number where I live. (Minneapolis area) The local Facebook group is pretty active and on a nice evening at a productive nest I always see at least a couple of others trainers. If there’s a good nest that’s producing a rare ‘mon we’re practically tripping over each other out

The fact that you’ll have to feed the ‘mons you have in gyms berries to keep their motivation up will help somewhat. At least it should make locking up 30 or 40 gyms because you’re a dick and you can far less sustainable.

Then they dropped the wreckage into a volcano, which erupted and ejected the wreckage into low orbit where it collided with space debris, causing it to re-enter the atmosphere. What remained after re-entry landed in a manure holding pond, where it was promptly dragged out and posted on Craig’s list. “Ran when parked.”

Proponents of free market capitalism are completely gung ho for it when it benefits them but will without hesitation work to erect barriers to any up and coming competitors. It’s been that way since before the idea of capitalism was even articulated. Read up on the medieval Guild system some time and you’ll never stop

The dog had no choice but to eat baby jesus, he was sacrilicious 

Oh god, I’ve totally done the “pull string out of an animal’s butthole” thing. Manx cat and a leather thong necklace. At least he didn’t eat the hunk of jade that was on the thong. :P

As my grandmother use to say “Oy Vey...”

That or Details. Or possibly an in-flight magazine with a focus on cars for some reason.

That header image looks like GQ fucked a pile of high-end auto brochures.

I remember busting out laughing during a dramatic scene in Road to Perdition when tom hanks is walking down a hall, pulls out his revolver and kind of “flicks” it and the gun makes a noise. When my wife (Who knows me quite well) stopped the film to find out why I said “I don’t know what that was, but it was not a

Even from behind my screen I feel pretty safe saying that unless a cliff or oncoming train is involved, my instinct is going to be “stay in the car with seat belt on until it stops moving.”

It’s the car equivalent of the scenes in action movies where they aggressively thrust their guns toward the target while shooting to make the bullets go faster.

To say nothing of the fact that you could slip and end up getting your legs run over by the back wheels.

Sadly this panel from the comic Preacher will never not be relevant.

Yeah, this. My wife drove school buses (special ed in fact) for 10 years and one of the hard rules was that you always always did your walk through at the end of your route to make sure no kids have fallen asleep or otherwise missed their stop. If you were doing it right you carried a flashlight and looked at each

You can also use a hair drier to get the same effect. Hold it a few inches from the bite for maybe 30-45 seconds. (careful not to burn yourself) You’ll feel a super intense itching sensation as you do it but after it won’t itch for hours. I had a collection of chigger bites up my whole forearm a few weeks ago and

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Impossible to say why he lost control, but I’m betting on cell phone or other distraction at just the wrong time.

I had a friend who smoked who would carry cigarette butts for several minutes and even put them in his pocket until he found a bin. This attitude of “There wasn’t a bin instantly available the second I wanted to discard my rubbish, so I’m justified in littering.” is complete bullshit.

I’m sure that if the average gun humper (as opposed to gun owner) they would frown very seriously and say that it was concerning but we have to wait until all the facts are in before taking action. Then they would conveniently forget that the event ever occurred and be strangely uncommunicative about the matter once

Autonomous cars won’t be ready for prime time until they can anticipate that a human controlled car will drift out of it’s lane when making a turn and already have selected obscenities to yell at the dumbfuck.