Yeah, regular non-purebreed rabbits can die of stress induced heart attacks, (rare, but possible) so I wouldn’t be too surprised if that was the cause.

Agreed. Loehmann is an incompetent fuckup who should never have been a police officer, but Garmback was the one who drove said fuckup right up in front of Tamir and ensured that he fucked up in the worst possible way.

Several years ago a guy came down one of our neighborhood streets too fast, saw the cross street he wanted too late, managed to make the left turn but then skidded into the curb hard enough to snap off both passenger side wheels. I didn’t see the crash, just came out to see the skid marks, the car sitting against the…

Who would have thought that a place with the moniker “The graveyard of empires” would be so hard to deal with?

Judge Dredd actually knows and follows the laws of his city to the letter. He’d be giving Clarke the side-eye and waiting for him to make a bad enough mistake to justify punishment.

The code of hammurabi had a bit about builders being put to death if one of their buildings collapsed and killed someone and a bit about boat builders having to redo shoddy workmanship. The GOP would never stand for that kind of job killing regulation.

Way back in the day one of my friends got out of a ticket for doing donuts in the fresh snow in the school parking lot by pointing out that he was practicing driving on icy surfaces (it was the first snowfall of the year) and that he had signaled all his turns correctly. The cop laughed and let him go.

Yup. I got out of a speeding ticket from a speed trap in rural Wisconsin(as a Minnesotan no less) by being apologetic and explaining that I was driving to MI and really should have been using my cruise control on such a long trip to avoid letting my speed creep up without noticing. The cop let me go with a warning and…

The kids all want to do fun stuff like sports after school, the parents know they have to have the indoctrination session in the middle of the school day or nobody will show up.

In my defense I really I thought that potato farm/golf course was going to work.

The manure pit of an industrial hog farm would be my choice for relocation.

And that’s not a recent development either, I flew Finnair back in the late 80s and it was significantly better than the domestic airlines at the time.

“I’m sorry that some people took offense at my dietary habits...”

Oh hey, you’re right! Good thing nobody ever drives a car that’s registered to a family member, or borrows a car from a friend, or steals a car, or...

My wife is super serious about always having hers due to 10 years as a professional driver where it was a firing offense to not have your license on you, so I picked it up from her.

I learned from this article that skrillex is a real person and not a parody as I had assumed. (and also his name is in microsoft spellcheck...)

Pretty sure that if you’re driving you need to have your licence with you, at least that’s the rule here in MN.

That first one though. “Why the coloreds are somehow able to temporarily comport themselves as if they were real humans, will marvels never cease?”

Good article, thank you.

Good riddance. I mean beyond being a racist shit, if your temper is so bad that you act like that while talking with your colleagues you have no business anywhere near any kind of power.