I like the headcanon that the “pegs” they use on the ships are actually mining and survey explosives pressed into service as weapons. Imagine the alien commander as their equivalent of James T Kirk doing his best to get his people home with what they have.

I’m just sayin with the Truecoat you’ll be protected against oxidation and random tires bouncing onto you, and that’s a heck of a deal right there.

I use to work full time as a counselor at a group home for developmentally delayed adults and I don’t even know how many times I dodged thrown stuff or took a flailing punch from a resident. Christ I knew a guy who ended up with a concussion because he made the mistake of expressing a negative opinion of a resident’s…

Yeah, I’m really not sure how that works unless it’s something along the lines of “Look at those poors who can’t afford a berth at the club for their 100 foot yachts, god what limited lives they must lead. Death would probably be a blessing...” 

This is the modern big city equivalent of everyone in your village deciding that you’re such an asshole that you need to be publicly shamed. Too bad we’re not allowed to put people in the stocks in the public square any more.

For some reason I now want a reskin of Harvest Moon but with weed.

I firmly believe that the biggest reason the legalization movement took this long to gain momentum was the repeated setbacks every time a weed enthusiast opened his mouth in public.

That’s what I was expecting as well, but apparently the desire to use up whatever they had the most of on hand determined the taste.

12 thousand women dying each year due to ignorance about pregnancy is a small price to pay so that men aren’t occasionally exposed to an unexpected drawing of the inside of a woman. /s

They weren’t the ones staring down the barrel of life without parole in a 10X10 cell. Anything is possible, but he might have been holding himself together for the trial and after that lost it.

It’s also nothing new. I remember an incident as far back as the 80s where a couple of cops emptied a combined 30 shots at a guy running away from them, missed him entirely and hit a woman in the ass while she was carrying her groceries home.

Ah but who avenged the death of the guy who killed Aaron Hernandez by killing the guy who killed the guy who killed Aaron Hernandez? Aaron Hernandez!

Say what you will about Aaron Hernandez, at least he killed that scumbag Aaron Hernandez.

Been thinking about getting one of those as well.

Looks like a daycare operating out of a home and catering to parents who work the night shift. It sucks but if you need to work and don’t have anybody to stay home with your child overnight, this sort of setup may be your only option.

These are all good. My big ones are Tailgating, blocking the box, and LITERALLY PAYING ZERO ATTENTION WHEN MERGING AND JUST TAILGATING THE CAR IN FRONT OF YOU ALL THE WAY DOWN THE RAMP AND NOT TURNING YOUR HEAD EVEN ONCE TO SEE THE TRAFFIC YOU HAVE TO MERGE INTO AND OMFG...

Don’t give Faux News ideas for an editorial.

This January I finally got with the times and bought a smartphone, it’s generally useful and everything but the thing that pushed me over the edge was that I wanted to have a good quality camera on me precisely because of shit like this. Those fuckers would still be getting away with it if not for random citizens with…

Haven’t you ever made a quick meal out of stuff that was in the fridge but just over it’s sell-by date? It’s just like that except with more killing.

There was one in my neighborhood recently where a drunk guy in an f-150 got lost on his way from the party to the freeway and bounced off parked cars on three different streets before being stopped.