Um, taxes?

Hospitalist?

Because your government absolutely only wants money from you and doesn't care a shred about your health, welfare or dignity AT ALL.

“The police were quickly called, at which point Abrell apparently decided the best play was to try to fight them. She did not win, and is now in custody.”

When my great-grandmother was very ill the minister of her church would visit her. It was very nice. He would help her write a check to his church. Televangelists tell people to send them “seed money” to prove their faith. One I saw footage of even tells people to use their credit cards to send the cash. Of course it…

No, see, you give earthly money to the churches. They’ve got all the celestial currency converters.

You seem to think that a third nipple would be a bad thing...

Sounds bad, but not “munching on a homeless guy’s face” bath salt’s bad. Just make pot legal, tax it, and be done with it. Colorado and Washington are making a killing with the tax revenue.

We’ve all been there. It’s not right to judge.

I always thought the oregano there tasted a bit...off.

There was a guy in my hometown who was smoking it and ended up killing his nieces and nephews he was babysitting because apparently it made him think they were evil. Shot three children in the head while their mother was at work.

naked and in a mood to re-enact the opening scene from Apocalypse Now

It actually is about the meaning of words. See, comparing someone to Hitler, or something/someone to the Nazi’s may be INSENSITIVE to a Jewish person’s feelings. But to say it’s anti-Semetic completely dilutes the meaning of that particular word until it doesn’t mean anything.... I guess I must be some sort of grammar…

I’m a Christian and this is appalling to me. Bringing her onstage for everyone to see, then taping it? Do that stuff behind closed doors as Jesus requested. Jesus commanded for us to be quite with our charity because our goal isn’t to feel good about ourselves but to honor others. This is a glorification of the giver…

Evil occasionally does something that appears good, but it is still evil. I could’ve used Genghis Khan or the BTK Killer or Stalin. Point remains.

I’m sure an SS officer occasionally stopped to pet a dog too.

And yet, a person probably still couldn’t get a decent cup of hot tea in America. Sigh.

Well, that warms my heart. Enjoy it.

I was saying regardless of whether your customer service provider has the authority to make a change or give discounts to try to get what you want by lying is a shitty thing to do. And anyone that does can fuck off, I’m not going to give them a discount just because of that behavior. I do not believe that shitty…

“DON’T YOU KNOW WHAT FISH DO IN WATER?!”

Just had to stop reading to say I laughed so unexpectedly hard and so suddenly at this that I choked on the chip I was eating and had to spit it out on my desk. I ain’t even made at this lady, this is too hilarious.