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Yes, the DNC is stacking the deck for Hillary because they want her to be the nominee. Because she is the most electable candidate. Therefore rigging the nomination in her favor is the best strategy for victory in the general election.

It’s not THAT bad. I made it to 4 paragraphs and I only have cancer.

Men, they’re just too emotional.

You guys, I have hit peak old person.

This gif is also appropriate for the Matt Damon story v

Once drove by an Evangelical sponsored, fear billboard (common in that part of Arkansas) that said “Jesus was not a socialist!” I was just like, “Guys, I’m pretty sure he was.....?”

You couldn’t even plant a Hosta there, that’s how deep that shade is.

Oh! I’m glad you told me this—I’ll tell my rheumatologist right away and we can stop the Humira, methotrexate and prednisone.

Keanu does have Hawaiian and Chinese ancestry

I understand exactly where these parents are coming from. Our daughter had everything going for her when she graduated high school. She went to college, got addicted, and has lost everything as a result. She’s ruined her health, her mind, her relationships, and her future. She stole from everyone, got arrested, has

Once again, dogs are better than humans.

Fingers crossed they’ll be voting for him as a third party candidate (idc what he said, that buffoon loves himself too much to back down).

“When Michelle and I came into office....”

She is an elected official and cannot be fired. The judge warned her she would be in contempt of court and would be jailed so basically.....No

OMG is that what that is? I thought it was some sort of diseased carrot-finger.

Politics aside, conservatives are often the nicest people you’ll ever meet in person. Until, of course, you spend too much time around them and refuse to conform to their beliefs. I live in Texas. It’s true!

Purity doesn’t even hit the ground fully until around page 342,

She’s going to get so much shit for saying that but it’s 100% accurate. These republicans yap about eeeeevil muslims not treating women right but don’t realize they’re sharing some ideas with terrorists

When I was younger and less inclined to stand up for myself, I allowed a boyfriend to shame me into daily shaving. I hated it, my skin hated it, and the boyfriend bitched about my stubble all the time. He insisted I try waxing but we were both broke as fuck so we got a home waxing kit and made a go at it with zero