6:45AM? I could never live in LA. Even the crack addicts are morning people.

Great novel. Would read again.

David Johnson previously worked for the East Baton Rouge Parish Sheriff’s Office as a full-time deputy from July 1997 to May 2003 .

Criminals commit crimes. Suicide is not a crime.

maybe your head fell out of your butt, not sure, either way i’m deeply honored

Did i do it right?

You should definitely always do stuff you enjoy, some of my best times have been off the beaten path. But also keep in mind not to be rude while people are actively enjoying the stuff you find underwhelming? When I first moved to Prague, on like day 2 I went to see the Astronomical Clock in the old town square, and…

Cool, thanks for the tip.

I called over the chef and I told him to take it away and bring it back hot. He did!
The looks on their faces still haunt me today!!
(Crying) I thought they were laughing at the chef, when all the time,
they were laughing at me as I ate my piping hot gazpacho soup! I never
ate at the Captain’s Table again. That was…

Mostly by cutting up other species and putting them in buckets that print photos

eating a salad as a full meal is like eating whispers

I worry that “audible skin tag” is getting lost in the shuffle here when it really should be climbing the ranks...

Can we please get a ranking of Trump descriptions when this is over? “Adult blobfish” just made it’s way to the top, but nothing has bested “bone in ham” yet.

AutoZone’s lawyers tried to counter Juarez’s claims by saying she was ultimately fired in 2008 for misplacing $400 in cash.

Find the comment with the most stars and copy it word for word, adding a kitten or 4.

The movie theater story reminded me of one of my own. One time getting popcorn at a local multiplex, the (obviously new) teenage girl behind the counter asked me “Would you like a golden shower with that?” causing me to pause significantly before confirming that I would like some butter-like topping. While she was…

FREE MEGYN

Maybe she “could stay off” the deep dish because she has determined that a nice, crisp-chewy Neopolitan-style crust is more to her liking. In which case, I would both commend her for her excellent judgment, and also invite her over to my house to eat pizza, drink wine, and watch Scandal with me.