I only grow hair under one arm. Somehow I'm not sad that I could never do this.

I see Houston.

Not realizing this caloric monstrosity was an English breakfast, I thought this was peanut brittle at first. PEANUT BRITTLE AND WAFFLES GET IN MY MOUTH. Beans and waffles, meh.

Where can I get such a tasteful charcoal-gray cammo suit jacket?

IT IS A TIME PIECE. AND A CUBE OF 21

Groove Salad on http://somafm.com/ is always just right.

I did save some red curry and basil tofu for you!

We went out for Thai food tonight and we ate all of the Rad Na except some noodles. So I spooned the rice noodles on my white rice and finished it off. Obviously I'm obese and evil.

No, that was perfect.

I'll bring the butter and salt.

I was told that when I was pregnant, I needed an additional 300 calories, and when breastfeeding, an additional 500. So I don't think she meant 1200 additional. What I think she meant was OMG THE PREGNANT WOMAN IS GOING TO TAKE UP TOO MUCH SPACE AND ONLY WOMEN CAN BE PREGNANT BUT WOMEN CAN'T TAKE UP SPACE THAT'S FOR…

Hearted for that.

Thanks for the capitalization - that was super helpful. We made one and I put it on Facebook. It's funny how many words we came up with that were the same or similar to yours. We, however, are here to reclaim the shiny hair of this country.

Exactly. The suburbs are conservative, the city is not. Just about every big city I'm familiar with is the same way. There are some bad things to be said about Houston, but anti-gay is not one of them.

She didn't say what city she was in. Cell phones work on BART in the San Fransisco Bay Area.

OMG I was supposed to get my baby photographed wearing outfits with matching shoes? I didn't know! I DIDN"T KNOW! Is it too late to get photographs taken now? He's 19.

Please tell me you're going to carry around real spiders and not those boring plastic ones!

I'm white, and have long, thick straight hair which I usually twist up into a messy bun. I could hide all kinds of shit in there (maybe not a gun, but certainly a weapon) and no one has ever said a word about it, much less given me an extra pat-down. I even set off the metal detector once because of a buckle on my…

Yep, the MC was Hotlips.

That's what I was wondering, thanks for confirming it!