I had a juvenile heron land on my car today.

I imagine trouche's heart between Houston and Eagle Lake. I think I can just about see Hwy. 90 running through it.

Men have been doing this to me for years* and I had no idea why, much less that it had a name and a reason. It was always so weird because they'd say something biting and a little sarcastic so I'd think "Awesome, a sarcasm contest!" and say something sarcastic back and they'd curl their lip at me or turn away. I was…

My dad kept his Playboys on the top shelf of the closet in his study. I read the story that the movie Nine and a Half Weeks came from that way, in 1979. I also used to borrow his shirts from that closet and wear them to school when I needed to do laundry.

Yeah, I always thought that if I had had more than one child, I might have opted for a home birth for the younger ones, but for my first (and as it turned out, only) I wanted to be in a hospital. And there is nothing wrong with wanting pain medication. It doesn't make you weak, just practical, I think.

And someone* will be making a vegan version of this in three, two, one...

Aunt Jade?

So all I need to do is put a sleeping bag over the desk that the computer sits under and I don't need to wear pants? Who knew?

There are jobs for anyone who really wants one. It's always been that way. And we have always been at war with Eastasia.

Birth control is fine if you get your prescription from a private doctor and pay for it yourself. That's called taking responsibility.

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That movie was released when I was 21 and I never noticed that stuff. I've seen it probably 3x too. I'll have to go back and watch it again. There were a lot of awful things we just took for granted as normal back then.

@CatherineSloper: Did you write it in Fortran?

@collex:I think CGI is like auto-tune. If done well, it's not intrusive.

@zombie_fairy: IDK, alcohol never made anyone I know want to stab themselves. Hell, I'm drunk now!

@whiskeyshoes: Haha, yeah, and I'm married to the cliché.

@zobot: It makes you someone who knows her priorities and has the courage to live by them.

@This Lady is Brutal: Bologna, my favorite!