@BrendCh06: No, it's illegal to walk in a suburb of Houston.

@MaggieF: Penises eat oats and corn? Who knew? It's a good thing my pantry isn't infested with them then.

@that-aint-right: Guys really need to get over that. I'm going to brag on my kid - he and his dad are going to restore his grandmother's beige 1983 civic with a 1300 cc engine for him to drive and he can't wait. It's cool because it's old and weird and no one else has one. Also, because it gets 44 mpg. He'll probably…

@elizabethmarley: Well, I am now. Thanks!

I've figured out that there is pretty much no way to not be obnoxious on FB. It's designed into the interface. My obnoxious thing to do is to have boring conversations with my son on FB even though we're only one room apart and could yell it to each other. He starts it, though.

@blue_streak: Why yes, I have been drinking, why do you ask?

Coco, isn't that called pulling out? Oh wait, not that kind of facial...

This is why food blogs are so great. You're looking at a picture of someone's actual dinner (or dessert). Then, they tell you how to make it.

This may have been the article that Eggleston read.

We got married on August 13, 1989, which means that every 6 years or so, our anniversary is on Friday the 13th. Works for us!

@Elle O. Elle: Awe. Some.

I hit 40 and realized that in order to stay my 20-something skinny self, I had to eat so little I was setting myself up for osteoporosis. I'd rather have healthy bones, thanks! So I - gasp - ballooned up to a size 10. I'm gonna take up as much space as I need to.

@accesskathryn: I'm built the opposite and I loved shoulder pads. I'd rip them out of my shirt or jacket and look like everybody else who had them in.

@georgiaporgiapuddingandpie: Yeah, I did. I'm pretty sure I didn't see those in the '80's.

@callmecate: I'm sitting on one of those cheap Poang chairs from Ikea and it's rated to 375 pounds. So, yeah, crap.

@radmadprof: Yes! You'll rock the look.

@nora charles: Not only that, but brown is her natural color, according to one article I read.

@polypam: Hi! I'm 47 and I still need to stock up on benzoyl peroxide. I figure when I don't break out, it means I'm dead.

Start with the oatmeal cookie recipe on the box of Quaker Oats. Replace half the butter with pumpkin from a can. Add another 1/4 cup of pumpkin. Stir in 1/2 cup of macadamia nuts and a cup of white chocolate chips.

@ferret.party: OMG, first he harassed you and then he MANSPLAINED TO YOU!