Putting gas in my car. Walking across the parking lot to the bank. Walking into my husband's workplace while very pregnant. Walking to a restaurant with my husband. Riding in a convertible, with my husband driving. By a teenager when I was in my late 30's (I gave him exactly the same look his mom would have if she had…

My mom was related to cousins on both her mom's side of the family and her dad's. On her dad's side, they're second cousins and on her mom's, thirds. I suspect this was pretty common before people moved around so much.

@CrustyCanuck: and I feel fine.

A truly nice guy likes me, a "Nice Guy" likes the idea of me.

Margarita Marnier

@unionjgirl: Thank you - it's in my instant queue for tomorrow.

@One Calamitous Angel: Aww, I think everyone means it affectionately. You have my full permission to make fun of my home town, Houston, when we freak out at a half-inch of snow in the winter.

OMG is this why my grass is TWO FEET TALL? Now if the Daily Mail would only tell me what to do about this!!

@clevernamehere: I snapped recently at a hardware store employee who insisted on loading my purchases in my car for me, but that's because I said no twice and he pushed his help on me. (The stuff I was buying wasn't heavy and he creeped me out a little bit.) I didn't want to make a huge scene, so I let him, and he…

@Ink-Stained Wretch: That's better than the bug-eaten 1956 Playboys we found in our attic once.

I once walked in on about five of our building supers, all men, in the women's bathroom having an animated discussion about ventilation or something. They looked really embarrassed. I said "Oh, I see, this is where you have your secret meetings!"

@LosDoyers: At my gym, the TVs are perpetually tuned to Fox News, so the guys can have the damn things. A lounge would be nice, though.

@femlove: I did work one place that had a couch and end table with flowers on it in the women's room, but nothing like it in the men's. Women would take naps in there on their breaks. It was the worst job I ever had, though.

@Konstantin Bothari: I am physiologically incapable of crapping at work or any public restroom. It just won't happen.

There's a hedgehog in her hedgerow! Okay, that sounded dirty...

@starsinabottle: I have a huge scar from surgery that saved my life, and I would like to bring some toasted ravioli and these awesome spicy baby potatoes and a bottle of wine. If any, uh, "real women" (according to Dove) want to come, too, that's cool.

This line alone makes this article mega-awesome: "sex as an agreement between two (or more) people, rather than something one person does to another."

Am I the only person who at first thought the site was spraying unattractive members with Axe body spray? That would be way worse than being kicked off.

@jenilane: Hi, someone else who got pregnant on the sponge. We were actually ready for a baby and just didn't know it yet but I wasn't really happy with the randomness of it all.

@Lady Saira, Vere de Vere: Ah, I have one of those. Get a gel mattress pad and some modal sheets and you will never want to get out of bed.