@girlarchaeologist: Ha! I was thinking 1977. Maybe that's the last time his advice worked?

@Flaming-Pie: Oh God, I think his dad hit on me 30 years ago. I'm sorry about GOB the Fish.

@captainberlin: Hey, I met a guy. I really liked him, and thought I was falling in love with him, even. I was moving into a new place and needed some help with the rent. His roommates weren't paying the bills and his lease was up. I said "Move in with me, just for the summer. Let's see how it works out." We've been…

@jenilane: People randomly asked me if I was Jewish, too, or Native American, and I was like "Um? It's my Irish grandfather's nose...but thanks?" And I was secretly glad for thinking I might have some exotic back history.

@hotpinklovesofa: I know you're being all share-y and all, but do you realize that your words are extremely lookist and might make people here feel like shit? What's wrong with having some kids and looking like you've had some kids. You have kids! You're welcome to have all the surgery you want (although I think you'd…

@girlinthegarden: Hearted.

The Fat Nutritionist wrote an excellent piece a while back called If only poor people understood nutrition! If you only have a couple of minutes, scroll down to the figure Satter's Hierarchy of Food Needs.

Thanks so much for the link to Mrs Skin, Molly! Also, excellent post.

@briarbite: I only think Jon Hamm is hot because he has my husband's hairline and nose, and my husband is hot. But yeah, it's a Mad Men thing.

@leftoverhill: I thought you were joking about the dildos, oh my.

Oh, man, I wish Weasel was still writing Why Women Hate Men. He'd have so much fun with this one.

@ShrutiBorus: I'm fair, and short, and I'm pretty sure I become invisible in really pale colors like that. (Except, if I were to wear Michelle's dress, I'd look like a boiled lobster.) I'll stick with my jewel tones and black.

@erika: Jalapeños grow great in my garden - maybe I'll try some of these next year, too. My husband will be so embarrassed - hee!

I've never heard white whine before, either, but I am drinking some white wine right now, and it's totally not a problem.

Ok, now I want a cigarette.

Any man who thinks he's smarter than me before he's even met me is painfully dumb.

@ladyofargonne: I'm 47. Sex is fine, but I've been worried for the future. Thanks for the reassurance.

@blue_streak: Ack, I hit "share" too soon.

@coffeespoon: Wow, I got lucky with investment advisers. When I was in my 20's, I came into a small inheritance, so I asked the person I thought was the best with money what she would do. She (my boyfriend's mom) recommended her adviser. I've been with her ever since.

@PintoBeans: 1. Make some muffins batter, any sweet flavor. Fill muffin tins halfway up, add a big spoonful of apple butter, more batter, bake. (Dab a bit of peanut butter in along with the apple butter and make peanut butter-jelly muffins) 2. Put some on a grilled cheese sandwich. 3. I'd say pork chops but I'm a…