@ blue_streak : Also? "Outright" is not a category of rape.

I have some Meyer lemons. They are lemons. I drive a compact car. It is a car. This woman was a victim of date rape. She was raped.

@ Trulymadlyme : I made it to 2:02 because I was frozen with horror.

On sites that are predominately male, I often get taken for a guy. It has something to do with the usernames I pick and my writing style I think. Although I don't do it on purpose, and don't think anyone should have to pretend to be something they're not just to feel safe, it's kind of nice that it happens.

@ mbprice : My coworker and I used to IM each other with x's in place of the vowels. It's surprisingly readable.

I've been seeing these pictures and wondering about the climate, since I know how much it can vary in Pakistan. I'm bummed that they are suffering in the heat like this.

My husband and I call this "Angry White Man Syndrome." He has a good friend with this.

@ MizJenkins : This is the one where I see the striking resemblance.

@ Atsumi : I LOLed. (Or should that be L'ed OL?)

@ barb95 : Susi is a she.

So, if Paul McCartney looks like Angela Lansbury, and my dad looked like Paul McCartney, and I look like my dad, does this mean I'm going to look like Angela Lansbury someday? I think I am!

@ morninggloria : Ripping a cd makes my laptop vibrate. Windows Media Player takes 9 minutes, iTunes takes an hour.

@ Trulymadlyme : Indubitably. I'm white, and look quite, um, normal? more average than I really am, anyway, and people say all kinds of racist shit to me that they assume I agree with. My favorite thing is when people start ragging on immigrants and I say "my dad was an immigrant." You can't buy that kind of fun for…

@ rightfootleft : He and Billy Idol could sing a duet!

@ katherose : She's probably too stupid to understand how despicable she is.

I too get kind of blue when without sex for a while, but I give myself a apropos username and move on.

@ heykoukla : The intruder said, "To explain the pantyhose, I must first tell you a story. Are you ready for a story? Good. 'It was a dark and stormy night...' "

@ poires et poireaux : You got to put your hand in the what?!1? Don't leave us hanging.

The thing that bothers me about this is that a large number of incidents of childhood abuse involve bathroom accidents. Even if there is no beating involved, there can get to be a huge power struggle between a parent and a child over who has control over the child's body, and that can be emotionally traumatizing.…

@ saintbernadette : I can still remember when my son would yell out "Mommy! I need you to come wipe my butt!" He was a little slow to develop the small motor control necessary to do it. The alternative is worse, though.