Oh. My. God. Now I also know what a Dirty Sanchez is. I was trying to not learn that, thanks, spoof commercial!
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Oh man I wish I could hang out with Shacole for a while and tell her some stuff. I was exactly that size and it was awesome! I didn't need a bra until I was 35. Now I'm a 36 A or B and they're still perfect. I can wear anything I want, boobwise. And if I've ever been with a man who was disappointed, he was gracious…
@ feministabroad : Here are the new lyrics, with the story of how they were changed from the old ones, below.
@ Triphena : Oh yeah, I have that dream all the time! Except mine usually involves rollercoasters and being able to breathe underwater, too.
Hunter S. Thompson: If making love might be fatal and if a cool spring breeze on any summer afternoon can turn a crystal blue lake into a puddle of black poison right in front of your eyes, there is not much left except TV and relentless masturbation.
@ greengrey: I dated Tucker Carlson in college? Repeatedly?
I'd like to watch my boss get chased by bees, have a friendship with Queen Latifah and then have hot sex. With someone other than my boss or Queen Latifah. Such as.
"Excuse me while I adjust my hat."
@ hippiechx is NOT A NUGGET: But you don't get good tips by being cute, you get them because you're good at what you do.
In the book Emotional Intelligence, Daniel Goleman theorized that anorexics often confuse hunger with anger, and were trying to surpress the latter, not the former. The connection between anorexia and Asperger's makes perfect sense if this is true - also that anorexia would be so much more common in women, since anger…
@ greengrey: Abortion did doughnuts on my lawn, with Tony Orlando and Dawn.
No mention of Vanilla Ice is complete without this:
moldy marshmallow!
@ LadySoprano is a Fat-Fighting Superwoman: I just spent $130 for a week, for 3 people including a bottomless teenager, and I don't even budget.
@Samanthrax: Get your tranny in gear, Tranny!
I've recently discovered vinho verde from Portugal. It's slightly lower in alcohol (about 11%) and slightly effervescent. It's like sparkling wine for every day!
@ rocknrollunicorn: Well, the lecture will be given by an abortion provider, so I can imagine that it will be a bit like taking comedy defensive driving - the minimum required by law, spoken really fast, with as much subversive humor as the lecturer thinks she or he can get away with (either that or in a complete…
@ Yes_Tim_Gunn: I thought the original Monsters was was pretty sexist. It was like a cheap cartoon from the '70's. Why were all the monster characters male? Why were the two female characters a secretary and the old, evil woman? (sorry, it's been so long since I saw it, I don't remember why she was evil)
Is it bad that the first thing I thought of when she started to move the wash to the dryer was that they needed to switch the positions of the appliances so that the dryer door isn't in the way? Too much remodeling is going on at my house I guess.