You can make a laptop bag that lights up when it finds a wifi hotspot. THINK OF THE POSSIBILITIES!

I have the zombie food pyramid on my refrigerator, right next to the vegetarian one. What does that say about me?

If I let 'em, my pits would smell like tacos. And when I ovulate, I smell like vanilla cake. Dinner, and dessert!

@SarahMC:

I build PCs and taught my son how to when he was 12. If I had a daughter, I would have taught her, too, of course! I made my husband look like a genius at work recently when I emailed him the instructions to write a little batch file to release and renew the ip connections in their office that were being disconnected…

@foregoneconclusion: She wants to party like it's 1999!

@tinycowboyhats (hellodarling!): I'm in Houston and I always considered the bushes to be carpetbaggers. They just came here for the oil money.

@Dr Steve Brule: The Clitorati are the people sophisticated enough to know where the clitoris is.

@andromache hugs trees: You absolutely may. You may also be a celery stick with cream cheese. Or a cracker with peanut butter. And don't forget the raisins!

Problem 1: Scrolling anywhere (the main page, comments) is slow and jerky. This is the only site where I experience this.

@so5minutesago: I think you have a point. Do you remember that Til Tuesday song "Voices Carry"? I only realized a few years ago that that song and video were about an abusive relationship. When I was a teenager seeing the video on MTV, I thought it was about a volatile (but normal) relationship - big difference. I…

trapezoid!

We hoi polloi will have to settle for internet radio. Radio Paradise on the patio, Groove Salad in the bedroom!