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152 minutes ain’t shit

Poe’s Law remains undefeated

When Good Night and Good Luck was first shown to test audiences, they thought the guy playing Senator McCarthy was “ridiculous” and “over the top”, and that he and the director should have dialed it down a notch

Just make damn sure you don’t sign into a loan with pre-payment penalties

About the only common place you get a discount for cash/debit anymore is gas when it gets spendy.

True enough, I don’t believe that the USA is (generally speaking) any dumber than other first world countries

Sure- people make fun of them now but when they came out the amount of excitement for them was over the top.

Penny Arcade looks so bad now

“The Donners didn’t come....and up on the summit, during the night, it began to snow”

And each new iteration looks worse than the one before it

Rocket League

[giant head from Zardoz slowly lumbers over the horizon]

I’m expecting a lot of the least-watched TV channels to start disappearing very soon

If you don’t want to vaccinate, go to a small island and sequester yourself. [Otherwise] you’re saying ‘Fuck you’ to all you other human beings. We all have to do it if we want to live.

Several of the bathrooms at my HS had stalls without doors

When I went to twitch’s website about a half hour ago, I was IMMEDIATELY greeted by a pop-up prompt recommending that I change my password

Same loons who’ll tell you the brace position airlines put passengers in before a hard landing is designed to kill the passengers, because “wrongful death settlements are cheaper than a lifetime of physical therapy”

In 1997, when Tyson bit off Holyfield’s ear, he was a pariah and a joke for years afterwards