“smart” took a backseat to “debate”

Camo isn’t about NOT being seen anymore

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It’s always funny when these big industry trend presentations are internally inconsistent. “People like salty foods, but people also like low-salt foods.”

https://thebaffler.com/salvos/the-long-con

*holds envelope to turban*

After watching JJ take a sledgehammer to Star Trek in the first two reboot films, I could not believe that Disney would be stupid enough to put him in charge of their shiny new gazillion-dollar cash cow

As the Times noted, Cheney (Liz, not Dick) is possibly considering a run for president in 2024.

Yo Spoon, he just wrote this review with his eyes closed!

Meh, I’ll buy it when it goes on Steam sale

“Well well well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions....”

Movie Written In The 1970's, And Set In The 1930's, Does Not 100% Depict Modern-Day Societal Values, And This Is Terrible, Obviously

Tulsi was aiming for the coveted “Democrat who doesn’t think we meddle with ENOUGH countries” slice of the electorate

It’s 100% gonna be McCloskey, because we live in the stupid timeline

Surfaced AGAIN! I swear I heard all this same stuff not more than a year or two ago, but the Outrage Machine decided this was the moment to engage for whatever reason

No no, the OBVIOUSLY correct response is to rend your garments publicly and beg forgiveness for all your real and imagined sins, five seconds before the “controversy” even started!

At least Manchin has the excuse of “I couldn’t possibly get re-elected if I wasn’t a stupid asshole at least some of the time”

I hit 10K views on my channel just hours after they announced the new monetization rules, it was beyond infuriating

If you’re a dad on a Sunday afternoon with a new surround sound system, this is basically heaven.

Lens flare wasn’t invented yet in 1805, much to JJ’s disappointment