After the mess that was Revolutions, I’m not interested in more Matrix movies

Rich people are buying.....used cars?

Woman Willing To Have Relationship With Elon Musk Is Actually A Fucking Idiot

Hopefully everyone kept their beige sacks with comically large dollar signs printed on the side

To ThE mOoN

It only took them an entire day of getting ratio’d into oblivion down here in the comments, but they’ve changed the headline

Never would have guessed that this guy is actually a fucking creepazoid asshole

X Circle, X Court, X Way, X Circle Court, X Court Circle, X Circle Way, X Court Way, X Court Circle Way and X Circle Court Way

Growing up, I lived in a house on a cul-de-sac named “_____ Circle” (actual name redacted because don’t go trying to find it, weirdos)

Me: Ctrl+F “cinnabon”

I guess I’m not going to Arby’s anymore

Dicks out for Harambe

[Chicken McGriddle has entered the chat]

Gettysburg is over 4 hours(!), but it was also originally supposed to be shown on TV as a miniseries before it got bumped up to theaters

the department couldn’t access any of its videos from before 2019

checkmate, atheists

so we must deal with it

Pretzels are overrated, and Chex Mix is better without them