Ansel Elgort is what you get when you buy Val Kilmer from wish.com

The only fun job at the NY Post is being the person who gets to put together the front page:

Clarence Thomas: [breaks out the ouija board to ask Scalia’s ghost]

There is no denying that Elgort is conventionally attractive

Reinbold scrambled on Sunday to get to Juneau via an arduous 14-plus-hour car ride, including a jaunt through Canada, to reach a ferry to the capital.

Chinamen

It’s a face, but it’s not a penguin

EDIT: never mind, I read your other comment

Shit, if they’re still using “colored” unironically, the clock in that town has been perpetually frozen since 1955

Ansel Elgort

There are people who say “you can’t judge a book by the cover”

Remember when Ted Cruz had to eat Trump’s shit?

Please stop feeding the Kardashian-Jenner Industrial Complex

Battlestar Galactica was amazing.....for two seasons

Do we need to cancel bob ross for having a fro?

they did WHAT

I never had bad shits from it, but my farts afterwards smelled like pure sulfur, it was wild

Hold on to your butt, you can still get them.....sorta