“Yellow Wendy’s hit different”

Dude seriously looks like he’s trying out for the part of “SS Officer #3” in the newest WW2 movie

He’s also that guy at baseball games that everybody hates.

most of the articles on this website group about this show have fallen under this category

I move my shampoo/conditioner/body wash to IKEA soap dispensers for easy metering:

Which is to say, DON’T

dah-nuh-DUH!

I take it as a good sign when these listicles mention people I’ve never heard of, it means I haven’t yet slipped over the event horizon of the vapidness black hole

Any price is worth paying if it

It’s in the starter pack of cliches they install on your mental hard drive when you first become a card-carrying asshole:

I wasn’t even aware that Macaulay Culkin was still a thing until I happened across him on an episode of RedLetterMedia a few days ago

oh man, I’d almost forgotten that weird sound your speakers would make when a cell call was coming in

Hell, he’s even a former Jeopardy! champion, having crushed his opponents in a celebrity game back in 1995.

Imagine having so little personality that you literally go by “teslaswe” on Twitter

It’s either “he’s 21 and has the metabolism of a gazelle” or “it’s cocaine,”

Cotton/Hawley in 2024, put it on your calendars