JOEY [KENNY]

A) Even when he was more or less caught red-handed doing it last time, large swaths of the GOP base were basically all “better Russian than Democrat!”

314 mafia represent

Derek Smart

I’d buy that for a dollar!

I’m absolutely over thinking it’s bad to wish bad things on bad people

Take half a tablet of calcium polycarbophil daily

The best chinese food is always at that place down the street with an amazingly generic name like “China Express” or “China Garden”

If you’re in France, try Bret’s

This is not Hitler

not holding my breath

Cotton/Hawley 2024

If straw polls were actually worth a damn, we’d currently be starting off Jeb!’s second term in office

I am shocked....SHOCKED to discover that fans of the vapid wasteland that is reality television are actually total assholes!

Before Gatorade became a thing, a warm cup of bouillon broth was the preferred “sports drink” for athletes after strenuous exercise

This story might be apocryphal, but here it is anyways

All part of The Plan!