The burgers are great, but the fries are meh

“....you’re going to burn in a very special level of Hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.”

I did....when I was a frigging kid

First money purposes, THEN propaganda purposes

Losing my toes to frostbite to own the libs!

The world is a better place for his absence

I giggled so much when I found out that Sultana Nanamo was a Lalafell

Show was all downhill after Pegasus

That weird downward slope of the window line in the back will never not bug the fuck out of me

the biggest local chain serves without a doubt the worst representation of it

clam pizza

just use gorilla glue!

*ABDL fetishists have entered the chat*

there have been talks of her exploring her legal options since Gorilla Glue doesn’t specifically warn against hair usage

We are all Hollyboob

Shocked, SHOCKED to discover that this guy is a creepy fuckwad

How did baguette go undrafted despite being a vastly superior option to well over half of the breads chosen

https://memory-beta.fandom.com/wiki/Ship_of_the_Line

I can’t remember where I heard/read it, but someone once described the way hedge funds make money as “picking up discarded nickels in front of a moving steamroller”