Warren G. Harding, who until 2016 was considered America’s worst president

It’s also about the time that Hans Zimmer’s career really took off as well

In 2003, Mike Meyers starred in a live-action Cat In The Hat movie that was every bit as aggressively bad as The Grinch. But Meyers’ movie was a box-office disappointment, and Audrey Geisel hated it. She refused to allow any more live-action adaptations of her late husband’s books, ever.

Jim Parsons won the Emmy four times for Big Bang Theory

It’s gonna be paid out entirely in expired Burger King coupons

Dropping a nuke on someone/something is, I think, the one line his staff/enablers will refuse to cross between now and January

I live 5 minutes from work, no highways needed, it’s soooooooo nice

“Your Uber has arrived”

Unless you’re in a time crunch or some other sort of semi-dire situation, don’t stop to eat anywhere you can find at home....you’ll find all sorts of new and interesting food this way

I remember being endlessly frustrated as a kid because the local UPN station was never the same for more than a year or two, and for a while it was the frigging religion channel

DADDY WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SAUSAGE

2020 calling

I‘m trying really hard not to post things today like: anyone who voted for Donald Trump who can’t afford to pay for their own healthcare should not be treated and should be allowed to die if they have a life threatening illness.

2020 calling

[laughs in 2020]

Or will they be stupid enough to keep believing the bullshit excuses he gives for all of these things?

2020: hold my fucking beer

The rest of the world is just to bomb every now and then for some pretty pictures of ‘splosions on the nightly news

[Coronavirus]: hold my beer