[laughs in coronavirus]

Vote for Clinton because no matter her numerous shortcomings, at least the Republic will still be standing in four years.

how far can you punt a ballot?

Believe me, everyone has gotten the message that Sanders has a wide base of support.

You know that guy Barry, who you really like, who you’ve finally come around to appreciating as your president? He hasn’t overthrown the system. (Because overthrowing systems that are as good as the US political system is an incredibly pointless move). He has worked within the system, and he has made things…

lmao

Same people who live in a city with a minor-league baseball team, or a second-division soccer team, who nevertheless follow/root for the Yankees or Real Madrid instead....they seem to think that congressional candidates and star athletes are born fully-formed directly from the womb

My vote doesn’t matter, especially because I live in Pennsylvania, a safe state that will in no case go for the candidate of misogyny and white ethno-nationalism

2020: Hold my beer

Or a global pandemic!

If Biden wins the nomination, which he won’t, the GOP will have a field day with the numerous times he’s creeped up on colleagues to give them Merkel-style neck rubs.

People will die because they didn’t vote.

It’s easier to get idealistic when something new you never expected happens. It’s much harder to recognize you have to compromise for now and the real goal will always seem just out of reach.

People act like they’re supposed to get a fucking sundae for doing the bare minimum of dragging your ass to a poll booth

but absolutely none of these disastrous past 50 years can be rectified overnight

I forget where I heard the quote, but it’s more apt than ever

Inching ever closer to The Scary Door

We’re gonna make the fishes pay for it!

When American purchased TWA and shut down their maintenance depot and hub operations at KCI, that basically shut down a whole terminal worth of flights.