Actually the man who does that gets a serious run at the presidency. Sad!

“Do as I say, not as I do” has pretty much summed up the relationship between older and younger people for about 10,000 years or so.

Some might like to call it a “politically correct” world, I’d like to call it “a rising awareness of giving a shit towards non-white folks”. Tomato, to-mah-to.

I’ll never understand the fight these owners put up... become the Atlanta Generic Fierce Animal, get on the cover of SI, sell a ton of new merch... if you lose any fans because you cut out a racist nickname, you’ll replace em with the kids who are excited to root for a generic fierce animal.

I didn’t know Jamie Moyer’s little sister lived in Milwaukee.

We didn’t seem to mind Ted Turner and Jane Fonda twenty five years ago either. We were also wrong about that.

This is just like the USWNT/MNT pay dispute, except in that case the pre-determined losers get paid more.

an alcove just off his sex dungeon

Honestly, you should get points if you even manage to make it to the halfway point of this turd of an article. Yes, lets make a guy lose all 50 states so we can prove our party is still pure. Forget that when the primaries are done, 11 Million people will have voted for the guy. I feel like 20 years from now, Trump’s…

I hate to break it to you, but political parties are just hunks of voting beef that drift and adapt their platforms over the course of time in order to remain in power.

Because this is the NBA, there must be a third step.

That’s not a celebration, that’s a suicide attempt.

I doubt he has the tolerance level to enjoy Manziels level of highs

Goodell: [shakes Tunsil’s hand] Pretty exciting night for you so far, huh?

“Now things have gotten worse”

The Cleveland Browns select Laremy Tunsil’s stepdad.

Nah. The fact that 20% of the electorate is choosing to nominate a reality TV star, business failure buffoon who makes the President of Turkmenistan look sane and dignified is probably the most insane thing that has happened in my lifetime. It needs to be talked about and derided as much as humanly possible.

Popcorn is merely the gateway throwable to batteries and bananas.

True, but have you considered adding a white middling QB so you can listen to fans spout dog whistle racism on local talk radio?

Cleveland could always use a middling quarterback to turn into a bad quarterback.