And wants small town-type government AND the ability to blow any nation who displeases them off the face of the earth. And fuck the idea that small government and big military are incompatible!

Heh. But don’t you dare suggest that they might live in trailer parks!

Would it surprise anyone to know that he’s a Trump supporter as per his Twitter?

And when he’s older, he’ll STILL talk down to the next generation about 9/11, saying they just can’t imagine what it was like to live through that.

I loathe saying this because I know damn well that I sound like an Internet Tough Guy, but if I ever am right next to that exact scenario that you described, the adult man is getting a broken jaw.

Two twenty-somethings in that selfie drive a sports car.

By some standards, 1883 IS modern.

Because they’re idols of integrity, right?

Sarcasm doesn’t work when used by idiots, sorry.

I LOVE me some working-class people who aspire to something better, who either do things like sign up to places like the University of Pheonix or work an honest day’s living with no regrets. Who educate their kids and who vote for their own interests.

If this shocks you...you haven’t been paying attention to 2016.

Please do understand when I say that I hope your car breaks down at 2 AM in DC’s Bellevue neighborhood.

LOlOlOlOlZ your family is worthless.

I think that they are a tad offensive, but “Redskins” really sticks out.

Sarcasm: You missed it.

I got nine words for ya, nine words that you hear on a daily basis: “Shut the fuck up and get me my fries”

Oh, didn’t you know how people like Salta work?

That woman was not born yet when the Cubs last won the World Series.

Some people need to be told the truth about their irrelevance.

Because they are either bought off or they will be obstructed by judges or politicians who are.