You do know that more people on here(here as in the Internet) lie than not, right?

Amd you know what’s great about being us fascist imperialist pigdog westerners? We actually get to eat something other than turnips!

Family Guy calls it the Stupidest Town in America.

Or alternatively, just move to Cleveland and never work again. But in the bad way.

Fuck. Beat me to it.

Arrowhead Pride’s Chiefs fans are close to rioting, actually. It’s 98 percent anti-Hill.

FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKK!!!!

I’m so fucking disappointed.

No one. Goodell does it for fun.

Look on the bright side...if Chase upends Sam Bradford for his job, that’s basically the universe telling you that Alex Smith is superior to the guy you just gave an 11 million dollar gift to.

You know what the answer to that probably is.

What is it like to be worth less than shit?

If I was Dwayne Wade?

Some people are living arguments for the estate tax, aren’t they?

Manziel at a Bieber concert.

Or Jalopnik.

Well, Tunsil already found out that physical contact with an amoral older man can have negative consequences....

Agreed. Those people were shit.

“Let’s go back to 2006"

Christ. I know this is off-topic, but this just reminded me: I’ve never seen a year in which one of the two major American political parties outright HATES the people it has running for the Presidency. It’s bizarre.